Please take him home with you…

posted on 15 Feb 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Carnotzet.
Spotted at Hong Kong restaurant.

37 captions

  1. Eduard | 4:07 am |

    We don’t eat off of your chair, so please take your a$$ off our table!

  2. Tong | 4:08 am |

    Nice ass!

  3. Eduard | 4:09 am |

    Are you tryin’ to get racist with me, ese?

  4. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    Unusual find on yellow river

  5. ngyonghan | 4:23 am |

    That’s “mantau” printed on the card. It’s a kind of steam bun with mung beans filling. Other kinds of filling are available too.

  6. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    Didn’t they record ‘Cut The Cake’?

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:49 am |

    Bummer!

  8. Tong | 5:38 am |

    Is it for breakfast, or breakfart?

  9. FatKenney | 5:53 am |

    The flagrant vagrant.

  10. coffeebot | 7:09 am |

    Tom Arnold, your table is ready…

  11. Classic Steve | 7:36 am |

    I didn’t know a rump roast could be white meat.

  12. Cecily | 7:43 am |

    Cheeky!

  13. jjhitt | 7:46 am |

    Don’t you hate it when baked goods try to clean your windshield at stop lights?

  14. jjhitt | 7:47 am |

    Any one can panhandle. Ever been rolled by a roll?

  15. faulty wiring | 7:59 am |

    St Varentine’s has well & truly left the building

  16. jjhitt | 8:08 am |

    I’m Emmett Kelley and I approved this message.

  17. Chris | 8:24 am |

    Only white trash allowed in here

  18. Pete | 8:43 am |

    Does he spend his time listening to the Average White Band?

  19. demondude777 | 9:31 am |

    This just became my favorite restaurant! Can I get a couple of these to go?

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:48 am |

    In their typical poetic fashion, this is how the Chinese say there is no nude beach.

  21. Eccekio | 2:29 pm |

    Generally posessed by Gaiijin.

  22. RT | 3:29 pm |

    does the spicy white bum come with it yelling how immigrants have taken ur jebs?

  23. Powerful Entity | 4:00 pm |

    Known associates: Vanilla Ice, The White Stripes and Jack Black.

  24. DragonLady | 4:09 pm |

    Have you got any spicy black ones to please an **picky** customer?

  25. Chuck | 4:37 pm |

    They all look good. Which one shall I pick ?

  26. Lora | 7:01 pm |

    Is it Racist Week again?

  27. emily | 7:11 pm |

    Also available : Bum with chocolate filling

  28. Yugan Dali | 8:07 pm |

    @ngyonghan: slight correction: mantou 饅頭 is a steamed bun with no filling. The steamed bun with filling is called 包子 baozi.

  29. jjhitt | 3:57 am |

    Soylent White is made from bums!

  30. Chris | 8:14 am |

    Bottoms up!

  31. TS | 6:40 pm |

    Enter in rear.

  32. Also known as an American politician.

  33. Martin Zhang | 8:44 pm |

    can i get some mildly spicy yellow hobos to go along with my white bum maybe i can get a brown butt to go, but have it washed and sliced in thin strips (yeah we are using the homonyms now, are we not)

  34. yaychella | 8:18 am |

    *looks at tattoo flash on wall*
    WHAT?! THEY TOLD ME IT MEANT “TRANQUILITY” !!

  35. scars | 9:31 pm |

    “Need more tan.”

  36. catlurver | 2:11 am |

    I will…but cut off the front…Yeah the hole too…Why not just get rid of the bum cheeks while you’re at it? Oh, not taking my offer? Oh well! Off to the bum place!

  37. exalphos | 7:18 pm |

    I didn’t know we were at mcdonalds!!!

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