Please take him home with you…

posted on 15 Feb 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Carnotzet.
Spotted at Hong Kong restaurant.

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  1. Eduard | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We don’t eat off of your chair, so please take your a$$ off our table!

  2. Tong | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice ass!

  3. Eduard | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you tryin’ to get racist with me, ese?

  4. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unusual find on yellow river

  5. ngyonghan | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s “mantau” printed on the card. It’s a kind of steam bun with mung beans filling. Other kinds of filling are available too.

  6. jjhitt | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Didn’t they record ‘Cut The Cake’?

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bummer!

  8. Tong | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it for breakfast, or breakfart?

  9. FatKenney | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The flagrant vagrant.

  10. coffeebot | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tom Arnold, your table is ready…

  11. Classic Steve | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know a rump roast could be white meat.

  12. Cecily | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cheeky!

  13. jjhitt | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you hate it when baked goods try to clean your windshield at stop lights?

  14. jjhitt | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Any one can panhandle. Ever been rolled by a roll?

  15. faulty wiring | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    St Varentine’s has well & truly left the building

  16. jjhitt | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Emmett Kelley and I approved this message.

  17. Chris | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only white trash allowed in here

  18. Pete | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does he spend his time listening to the Average White Band?

  19. demondude777 | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This just became my favorite restaurant! Can I get a couple of these to go?

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In their typical poetic fashion, this is how the Chinese say there is no nude beach.

  21. Eccekio | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Generally posessed by Gaiijin.

  22. RT | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    does the spicy white bum come with it yelling how immigrants have taken ur jebs?

  23. Powerful Entity | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Known associates: Vanilla Ice, The White Stripes and Jack Black.

  24. DragonLady | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have you got any spicy black ones to please an **picky** customer?

  25. Chuck | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They all look good. Which one shall I pick ?

  26. Lora | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it Racist Week again?

  27. emily | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available : Bum with chocolate filling

  28. Yugan Dali | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ngyonghan: slight correction: mantou 饅頭 is a steamed bun with no filling. The steamed bun with filling is called 包子 baozi.

  29. jjhitt | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent White is made from bums!

  30. Chris | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bottoms up!

  31. TS | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter in rear.

  32. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 8:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also known as an American politician.

  33. Martin Zhang | 8:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    can i get some mildly spicy yellow hobos to go along with my white bum maybe i can get a brown butt to go, but have it washed and sliced in thin strips (yeah we are using the homonyms now, are we not)

  34. yaychella | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *looks at tattoo flash on wall*
    WHAT?! THEY TOLD ME IT MEANT “TRANQUILITY” !!

  35. scars | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Need more tan.”

  36. catlurver | 2:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I will…but cut off the front…Yeah the hole too…Why not just get rid of the bum cheeks while you’re at it? Oh, not taking my offer? Oh well! Off to the bum place!

  37. exalphos | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know we were at mcdonalds!!!

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