We’ll be together forever…because I lost the key.

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   Tong | 4:18 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Put your hands in, and let me tell you how much I love you.

2. 

   faulty wiring | 4:23 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Method of telling fashion is oblivious

3. 

   faulty wiring | 4:25 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Method of obtaining love is dubious

4. 

   FatKenney | 4:34 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Method of paying for it is cash up front.

5. 

   faulty wiring | 4:58 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Method of treating consequences is complicated

6. 

   Algernon | 5:19 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Well tether me up and tether me down.

7. 

   jjhitt | 5:49 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Please ship one 7X (wide) overnight.

8. 

   jjhitt | 5:51 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   The hand cuffs don’t disturb me as much as the shovel and bag of quicklime on the back.

9. 

   Jellychop | 6:22 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   I shackle you with these cuffs as a symbol of my love and faithfulness. As I place them on your wrists, I commit my heart and soul to you. I ask you to wear these cuffs as a reminder of the vows we have spoken today, our wedding day…

10. 

    Chuck | 8:08 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    ♫♪ You say, Tomato. ♪♫
    ♪♫ I say, Complainant. ♫♪

11. 

    xila31 | 8:49 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    If you love someone, let them go. If they don’t come back, hunt them down and handcuff them to a pipe in your basement.

12. 

    kitsune | 9:14 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Next on the Bondage Comedy error… Jeff really needs to use the toilet but he forgot his safe word…. hilarity ensues.

13. 

    Eccekio | 2:24 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    well. I gueess if you trust someone enough to idulge in bondage, that probably is love.

14. 

    Eccekio | 2:29 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Once I get these hancuffs on you your ass is mine — literally.

15. 

    Lora | 8:26 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    There are various ways of telling how you love someone. Wearing this shirt is not one of them…

16. 

    coffeebot | 3:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is the height, the pinnacle of t-shirt evolution… the hand muff pocket.

17. 

    kyle vincent | 9:54 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Did that shirt just told me that BDSM is just a way of expressing love?

18. 

    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 8:20 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Method of rationalizing kinks even more various.

19. 

    Adepten | 11:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If they give you the key when you ask, then it’s SSC

20. 

    scars | 9:37 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    a: Hey, look there, that Cop cuffed that suspect and walk away.
    b: nope, they are lovers!

21. 

    ace | 12:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    or else…

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