We’re targeting baseball

posted on 8 Feb 2011 in Chinglish

Don’t shoot!

Photo courtesy of Mark in Guangdong Province, China.

19 captions

  1. Eduard | 4:07 am |

    From the creators of New Random Apparel comes an innovative line for athletes who quit trying: Never Run Again footwear!

  2. Algernon | 4:16 am |

    Just do

  3. Jellychop | 4:20 am |

    “He shoots…He kills!”

    (Note for all non-US folk out there: In the US, NRA stands for National Rifle Association)

  4. DrLex | 4:21 am |

    These are actually made from C-4. If you run out of ammo you can throw them and detonate them remotely.

  5. Silly Uncle Willy | 5:17 am |

    @DrLex: Yeah, but can I take ’em on a transatlantic flight?

  6. coffeebot | 5:57 am |

    When Kareem takes his shot, somebody’s gonna die…

  7. Chris | 8:29 am |

    Catch this!

  8. jjhitt | 8:51 am |

    A proud supporter of Americans’ right to own fully automatic assalt weapons and cheap rubber flip flops.

  9. demondude777 | 9:30 am |

    Where a good shot earns more then 2 points…..

  10. dangevin | 10:51 am |

    That silhouette is way too slim to be an NRA member.

  11. dangevin | 10:52 am |

    “…until they pry my soccerball from my cold, dead hands.”

  12. RT | 12:05 pm |

    -what happened to england?
    -oh, they were eliminated from the tournament. egypt’s offensive firepower was just too much for them to handle…

  13. Eccekio | 3:02 pm |

    Protective pads for those suffering from “soccer balls”.

  14. Rico | 3:32 pm |

    NRA –> National Riverdance Association?!

  15. La Ucha de la Pucha ^_^ | 1:07 am |

    Actually, you’re targeting basketball. 🙂

  16. Xila31 | 7:56 am |

    It’s the latest James Bond invention, the gun disguised as a ball. Perfect for football riots.

  17. IKnowI'mNotFunny | 8:15 pm |

    Back in 1997 citizens of the UK had to turn theirs in to the rozzers, but here in the States we can still possess a pair legally.

  18. Lollerskate | 1:22 am |

    He is actually footballing a skull

  19. uplom | 10:14 pm |

    i’m not blocking that

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