Rove is a many spreandored thing…
Photo courtesy of Kai Lindfors.
Found in Kyoto, Japan.
I rove you! Here is your lose.
Like St clistifer
Ret me be youl Varentine!!!
St Varentine’s Day is widely cereblated in Japan by giving your rove one cactus.
Crassic yet pliceress……
St Varentines Day. That is when that rittle plick shoots allows into your healt.
Haha @BFC. Cactus rike plegnancy. One plick is enough.
“Maiwage. Maiwage is what bwings us togeva today. That bwessed awaingement, that dweam within a dweam.”
-The Princess Bride
I’ll take the chocorates
Chilli Peppers are red.
Awnings are blue.
Sugar is sweet
And nothing rhymes with doggerel.
Peppers are red,
Awnings are blue,
It’s Varentines day,
And handcuffs for you.
Lomance is in the ail …..
When i was young and fancy free,
I had a girl and she had me,
And on Varentines day,
We lost the handcuff key.
So a scene of total panic ensued,
For we both were hancuffed to the bed in the nude,
Now its four PM and panic doth ensue,
For the rellies are due for a BBQ.
Now finally it happens that she.
Has remembered where she left the frigging key,
It is hiden in a base of a vase by heck
On the very edge of the poolside deck.
So we drag ther bed out the entrance door,
And across the lawn to the decking floor,
While passersby gape and stare,
We drag the bed up the decking stair.
Now we reach the vase but like a clumsy fool,
We and the bed topple into the pool,
But the key remains in my frenzied crasp,
And we rapidly release the handcuffs hasp.
We flee to get dressed before the rellies arrive,
And they all get there by 4.45,
And no one asks even though they though’ta,
Why there is a bed and handcuffs in the pool water.
Say it with a flaccid phallic object
Varentine: the little-known evil twin brother of St. Valentine, whose day is celebrated by some, on Feb. 15
Varentine… the patron saint of hopeless causes and Cubs fans.
Arr you need is rove!
Sulplise ! Speciar Derively !
in an ernest p warrel voice ” hey varn! you have your own holiday! know what i mean!”
Classic! and you don’t even have to look, you know it’s Japan.
Karl Rove shops here!
Well, they remembered he was a saint, anyway. More than you can get from most Western commercialization.
Who is this St. Varentine? When is his day exactly? I have heard of St. Valentine but not him/her. Interesting.
Rove is arr you need!
St. Valentine will be pissed of seeing this.. LOL
You make rove rike a roman!
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