Your stuff is so cruddy, we couldn’t tell what was trash

posted on 19 Feb 2011 in Signs

Were you going to eat that moldy banana?

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson.
Found in Tokyo hotel room.

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  1. Algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brewing moonshine perhaps.

  2. DrLex | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a failed experiment in the LHC to create anti-matter.

  3. jjhitt | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Judge not, lest ye be disposed.

  4. garudamon11 | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …. So we disposed everything, we hope you enjoy staying in japan until reave day

  5. Jazzy | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Neither could I.
    Deal with it!

  6. Jellychop | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So is that sign still in use, or has it been disposed of?

  7. faulty wiring | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a grammy’s news report…

  8. FatKenney | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    possible interpretations:

    1) We can’t judge what’s the matter with you – you’re still using this stuff that clearly should be disposed.

    2) So what does it matter if you’re still disposed to use this stuff – who are we to judge?

    3) It doesn’t matter if you were still using your stuff because we threw it out.

  9. coffeebot | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Give the Hoot
    Do not us Pollute

    PSA

  10. emily | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear hotel guests,
    we can’t tell which of your stuff are still in use. It would be aweful should we disposed of anything that is still in use. That is why we have decided not to tidy your room…
    sincerely,
    housekeepers

  11. Cecily | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A new trial is hereby ordered in the matter of Still In Use v. Should Be Disposed.

  12. Tong | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be that confusing name. Let’s dispose Shinjuku, hang on, maybe Washington, wait, Shijuku, em, Washington…

  13. RT | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i don’t get what’s so confusing…

    if it’s brown, flush it down
    if it’s yellow, let it mellow

  14. teddeler | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The matter of the still should be disposed either when it stops producing alcohol or just before the revenuers show up.

    Lack of judgement – closed business – should have hired Dukes of Hazard.

  15. Ralph Hamilton | 9:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It all sounds like rubbish to me.

  16. d17nk | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    to dispose or not to dispose? hmm……that’s the question….

  17. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 7:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Due to the hung jury, the matter has been remanded for retrial.

  18. Yugan Dali | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … and little George said, “Father, I cannot tell a lie, I could not judge which the matter of still in use should be disposed.” His father said, “Oh, come to my arms, my son, and I shall take thee to a speech therapist.”

  19. y | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this an ontological or an epistemological question?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably not, but we could certainly judge which the matter of loudness is disposed of no. Body should be islent!

    SHINJUKU TAUNTON YOUTH HOSTEL

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