Your stuff is so cruddy, we couldn’t tell what was trash

posted on 19 Feb 2011 in Signs

Were you going to eat that moldy banana?

Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson.
Found in Tokyo hotel room.

20 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:18 am |

    Brewing moonshine perhaps.

  2. DrLex | 4:29 am |

    Sounds like a failed experiment in the LHC to create anti-matter.

  3. jjhitt | 4:49 am |

    Judge not, lest ye be disposed.

  4. garudamon11 | 5:03 am |

    …. So we disposed everything, we hope you enjoy staying in japan until reave day

  5. Jazzy | 5:26 am |

    Neither could I.
    Deal with it!

  6. Jellychop | 5:40 am |

    So is that sign still in use, or has it been disposed of?

  7. faulty wiring | 6:08 am |

    Sounds like a grammy’s news report…

  8. FatKenney | 6:14 am |

    possible interpretations:

    1) We can’t judge what’s the matter with you – you’re still using this stuff that clearly should be disposed.

    2) So what does it matter if you’re still disposed to use this stuff – who are we to judge?

    3) It doesn’t matter if you were still using your stuff because we threw it out.

  9. coffeebot | 6:37 am |

    Give the Hoot
    Do not us Pollute

    PSA

  10. emily | 8:25 am |

    Dear hotel guests,
    we can’t tell which of your stuff are still in use. It would be aweful should we disposed of anything that is still in use. That is why we have decided not to tidy your room…
    sincerely,
    housekeepers

  11. Cecily | 12:16 pm |

    A new trial is hereby ordered in the matter of Still In Use v. Should Be Disposed.

  12. Tong | 12:22 pm |

    Must be that confusing name. Let’s dispose Shinjuku, hang on, maybe Washington, wait, Shijuku, em, Washington…

  13. RT | 2:57 pm |

    i don’t get what’s so confusing…

    if it’s brown, flush it down
    if it’s yellow, let it mellow

  14. teddeler | 7:01 pm |

    The matter of the still should be disposed either when it stops producing alcohol or just before the revenuers show up.

    Lack of judgement – closed business – should have hired Dukes of Hazard.

  15. Ralph Hamilton | 9:52 pm |

    It all sounds like rubbish to me.

  16. d17nk | 9:39 am |

    to dispose or not to dispose? hmm……that’s the question….

  17. Due to the hung jury, the matter has been remanded for retrial.

  18. Yugan Dali | 8:24 am |

    … and little George said, “Father, I cannot tell a lie, I could not judge which the matter of still in use should be disposed.” His father said, “Oh, come to my arms, my son, and I shall take thee to a speech therapist.”

  19. y | 3:35 pm |

    Is this an ontological or an epistemological question?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:55 pm |

    Probably not, but we could certainly judge which the matter of loudness is disposed of no. Body should be islent!

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