Freshly extracted daily. Do you want one pissed or squeezed?
Algernon
12 years ago
We this is really taking the piss.
Eduard
12 years ago
It beautifully squeezes it!
iLock
12 years ago
We also do excite juice from the bodies, but only if you rucky! Haha
How do we do it?
We get womans, insert vegetable or fruit into the ‘juicer’
push them in and out, and watch out!
Because then you get the juice!
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago
or you can ask for our IJ (depends on availability and food ingested by our chefs)
Eduard
12 years ago
Hi, I’m Bruce
Please excuse
If I’m so loose
When I seduce
And reproduce
You’ll abuse
Of my sweet juice!
jjhitt
12 years ago
The green alternative to burial and cremation.
jjhitt
12 years ago
Ma’am, you’re about two quarts low on beautiful juice.
jjhitt
12 years ago
OJ Simpson was here.
FatKenney
12 years ago
I like mine with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
FatKenney
12 years ago
Juice from the bodies is an example of “baleful biology” if I ever heard one.
KenHikage
12 years ago
The disturbing thing is that the translation isn’t incorrect. Sure, ”clean juice” might be more accurate, but I don’t think it would make it any more appropriate.
xila31
12 years ago
Looks like you’re about a quart low.
SF
12 years ago
Don’t contaminate our precious bodily juices.
(apologies to those who haven’t seen “Dr Strangelove”)
coffeebot
12 years ago
It’s PEOPLE!
Beautiful Juice is made out of PEOPLE!
Jean
12 years ago
Try out new Soylent Green flavor!
jjhitt
12 years ago
A Beautiful Juice A Day Keeps The Ugly Stick Away.
demondude777
12 years ago
*Marks off as yet another place I will need to visit for a VERY good time when I go to Japan*
It’s pretty much a literal translation. 体 is most often used to mean “body”; though it is also used to refer to the “body” or “flesh” of a fruit. In this case, it just doesn’t translate so cleanly into English…
It’s true, that is exactly what the sign says. So, I’m still left with, “What the hay-ho are they talking about?”
Salome
12 years ago
So that’s how the Japanese say ‘effluvium’.
RT
12 years ago
pdiddy would like to know if it comes in cambodian flavor…
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
A: If I drink juices from your beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
B: Drink from that non-hole of water of yours, pervert!
Cecily
12 years ago
Is that a juice dispenser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
A Non-Y Mouse
12 years ago
Man, they’re just not even trying anymore with these Juicy Couture knock-offs.
alfa
12 years ago
Out here in the deep desert of Arrakis; We live waste no water. When you die your body will be put into the death stills. May the sietch live on through your sacrifice.
garudamon11
12 years ago
AKA milk
daaaaaaaadaaaadaaaa
12 years ago
looks like some hentai products
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Bodies in question are certainly not ordinary, common bodies…?
Fault
12 years ago
I believe another translation would be “Lovely juice. Hand-squeezed” (by our body’s muscles) . Karada no niku kara, kirei na jyuusu. Unlike squeamish English, Japanese is pretty plain about the fact that meat = muscles, and use ‘niku’ for both the strength of your arms and animal flesh, since in all major respects they are identical.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Beautiful juice from the Bady.
Straight into a non-hole of water.
Freshly extracted daily. Do you want one pissed or squeezed?
We this is really taking the piss.
It beautifully squeezes it!
We also do excite juice from the bodies, but only if you rucky! Haha
How do we do it?
We get womans, insert vegetable or fruit into the ‘juicer’
push them in and out, and watch out!
Because then you get the juice!
or you can ask for our IJ (depends on availability and food ingested by our chefs)
Hi, I’m Bruce
Please excuse
If I’m so loose
When I seduce
And reproduce
You’ll abuse
Of my sweet juice!
The green alternative to burial and cremation.
Ma’am, you’re about two quarts low on beautiful juice.
OJ Simpson was here.
I like mine with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Juice from the bodies is an example of “baleful biology” if I ever heard one.
The disturbing thing is that the translation isn’t incorrect. Sure, ”clean juice” might be more accurate, but I don’t think it would make it any more appropriate.
Looks like you’re about a quart low.
Don’t contaminate our precious bodily juices.
(apologies to those who haven’t seen “Dr Strangelove”)
It’s PEOPLE!
Beautiful Juice is made out of PEOPLE!
Try out new Soylent Green flavor!
A Beautiful Juice A Day Keeps The Ugly Stick Away.
*Marks off as yet another place I will need to visit for a VERY good time when I go to Japan*
From ShamCo, it’s the Body Juice Loosner! Body parts not included. Your parents have to put it together. Buy one today!
Anyway, I want to drink…
The Japanese phrase makes no sense either…
It’s pretty much a literal translation. 体 is most often used to mean “body”; though it is also used to refer to the “body” or “flesh” of a fruit. In this case, it just doesn’t translate so cleanly into English…
Oh, so _that_’s what the “Pokari Sweat” drink is.
With or without pith?
When they say “Teabag your body” they mean it.
Can I have mine without pith?
C’mon! Yeth or no.
This juice has the peculiar smell of effluvium!
It’s true, that is exactly what the sign says. So, I’m still left with, “What the hay-ho are they talking about?”
So that’s how the Japanese say ‘effluvium’.
pdiddy would like to know if it comes in cambodian flavor…
A: If I drink juices from your beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
B: Drink from that non-hole of water of yours, pervert!
Is that a juice dispenser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Man, they’re just not even trying anymore with these Juicy Couture knock-offs.
Out here in the deep desert of Arrakis; We live waste no water. When you die your body will be put into the death stills. May the sietch live on through your sacrifice.
AKA milk
looks like some hentai products
Bodies in question are certainly not ordinary, common bodies…?
I believe another translation would be “Lovely juice. Hand-squeezed” (by our body’s muscles) . Karada no niku kara, kirei na jyuusu. Unlike squeamish English, Japanese is pretty plain about the fact that meat = muscles, and use ‘niku’ for both the strength of your arms and animal flesh, since in all major respects they are identical.
Beautiful juice from the Bady.
Straight into a non-hole of water.