Crocodile lucky tester – never leave home without it

posted on 23 Mar 2011 in Toys


Photo courtesy of Nim Oren.
Toy produced in China.

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  1. Salome | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A delight to have a crocodile? But won’t my alligator get jealous?

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes you can take it for a walk, just like a dog.

  3. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    My crocodile does not make the sound as “KACA” when I lift its brainpan. It just stops moving altogether.

  4. SF | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want a remake of “The Deer Hunter” with the Lucky Testing crocodile,
    (C)AKA Chinese roulette.

  5. jjhitt | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi! I’m Lucky. And this is my brother, Stumpy.

  6. Tong | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a real delight to see you ex friend losing his/her finger.

  7. jjhitt | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a good partner on your journey. Next stop: the stomach and duodenum.

  8. FatKenney | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I really hope this is some kind of toy they’re talking about.

  9. FatKenney | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Lucky Testing – the game inspired by Steve Irwin.

  10. Ageless | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After it bit him, my friend is a friend no more. :(

  11. jjhitt | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I know what you’re thinking. “Did he press six teeth or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  12. xila31 | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be like it very much, because now you’re not invited to parties any more.

  13. Powerdul Entity | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The upper jaw took a bite and now I can’t press a tooth randomly anymore.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I took it to a business meeting and got the deal. Thanks.

  15. Kitsune | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the last time I take business advice from Steve Erwin

  16. Bob* | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t flush it thru the toilet. Don’t push your luck.

  17. WorrierPrincess | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is the sound of kaca happening?

  18. Lora | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nev-er smile at a croc-o-dile,
    Never tip your hat, and stop to talk-a-while,
    Don’t be tak-en in by his wel-come grin,
    He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin…

  19. hardbat | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just never smile at it…

  20. jjhitt | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ERROR: BrainPan Not Found : Press Tooth F1 To Continue.

  21. Jay | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This bites!

  22. coffeebot | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    random tooth-pressing is what got me where i am today

  23. Eccekio | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    F— that!!! I’ll have a goldfish.

  24. Eccekio | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Townsville a few years ago, they had a German Crocodille handler, who had trained a Crocodile to eat off his hand….Unfortunately, one day, it did.

  25. Grifter | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Touching the brainpan of anything makes me a little KACA in my Croc too.

  26. DragonLady | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, how’d you know about those *appointments* with those *friends*? Leave my personal moments alone, you croc!

  27. Chuck | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    See you later, alligator !

    I have an “appointment” with my new friend “Lefty”.

    He says he’s gonna “lift the brainpan”, or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

  28. demondude777 | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ouch!! Wait, that was just a practice run everyone. I want a do-over.

    Can someone please get my finger back?

  29. Victor Von | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you still have all your fingers, then congratulation! You’re lucky.

  30. Kitsune | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they’ve managed to make the Crocodile Dentist game seem even less fun than original.

  31. Anon | 2:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of that time I tried to jump over a school bus in my motorcycle. You know, you keep testing your lucky, and sometimes you test it a little too far . . .

  32. terri | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not a tooth, THIS is a tooth!

  33. PAGADA | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bring this with me to the pub.

  34. Yugan Dali | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did anyone tell Captain Hook it is a delight to have a crocodile?

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Imagine what would an adult-version of this game look like. Or better, its consequences. (Press the tooth of a real crocodile, anyone?)

  36. Brian | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, first we press down on theCrocodile’s tooth… check.

    Wait for “Kaka” sound… check.

    Wait for the lucky tes… aww screw it, let’s just play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead.

  37. iLock | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I not press a tooth to test my lucky today?
    It sounds dangerous…

  38. Boctor Poo | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When I lifted the brainpan, my crocodile made a sound of “AAAAAAAAAAAAACKKCCCCCCCCAAAK” and then it fell asleep an I can’t make it wake up.

  39. catlurver | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now karma bites! Literally!

  40. BuzzKirrington | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Anyway, it is a delight for you to have a crocodile”,
    …so just shut the hell up and lift up the damn thing’s brainpan!

  41. Sho | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate this game. Took it to a Steelers tailgate party and got sodomized!!

  42. Greatest | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *taps tooth* *opens brainpan* Crocodile:ACKKAAACAKAAAKKKAKAKA
    Hours later… Me: And then it just went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and went silent!

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