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posted on 7 Mar 2011 in Household Items

My mom just used a hairbrush…


Photo courtesy Carsten Raddatz.
Found at Japanese shop Daiso.

28 captions

  1. Tong | 4:02 am |

    Haha! Don’t mess with me!!!

  2. Eduard | 4:09 am |

    Dexter’s new kitchen tool to easily share with a special someone in season 6.

  3. Eduard | 4:10 am |

    It beautifully – and easily – uses it with salads to bleed for…..

  4. FatKenney | 4:16 am |

    Sharing injuries has never been easier. Thanks, Salad Tong!

  5. Algernon | 4:42 am |

    and its full of holes too

  6. Jazzy | 4:55 am |

    Another example of Tong Warfare on our streets.

  7. Zizzybalooba | 5:16 am |

    Till I found this it was so hard share an injury with a loved one. Now it’s so easy! Thanks Salad Tong!

  8. Jay | 5:16 am |

    I don’t wanna buy stocks, I just need something to toss my salad. Wait, that didn’t come out right…

  9. jjhitt | 5:21 am |

    It’s not a forking tong.

  10. Jellychop | 5:25 am |

    Food fight!

  11. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    Caution: improper sharing of easy injury could result in injury.
    [May contain salad.]

  12. xila31 | 6:36 am |

    Nothing brings a family together faster than a swift beating.

  13. Tim | 6:51 am |

    How would you like a nice heaping spoonful of INJURY!

  14. Eccekio | 7:03 am |

    I salad tonged my friend, and she was so pleased she gave me a trip around the world. I buy two next time.

  15. DrLex | 7:18 am |

    To easily share injury, insert salad tong into own eye, then poke other end of salad tong into other person’s eye.

  16. coffeebot | 10:27 am |

    Jam and blood wipe right off!

  17. kitsune | 12:33 pm |

    When you hurt yourself, and you want to share the injury, use our salad tong.

  18. Darth Na'vi | 1:39 pm |

    That is just weird.

  19. Abe Blingin | 4:03 pm |

    @Algernon

    Those hole reduce wind resistance so the hurting is more effortless to share.

  20. emily | 5:32 pm |

    We are sharing everything with you, from salad to injuries.
    It is like that.
    Salad Tong

  21. Scrotul | 7:19 pm |

    Speed holes and all.

  22. Pishposh | 1:14 am |

    Order now and get a free skin scraper

    But wait there’s more! The first 3 callers will get this limited edition Saw movie play set.

  23. Carsten Raddatz | 5:03 am |

    Woah! I submitted this picture like when, two years ago? 😀

    That “tong” makes me think of 痛 = painful, because thats what it is.. whatever you use the utensil for.

  24. jjhitt | 11:51 am |

    “There is no spoon.”

  25. SomeGuy | 8:34 pm |

    It makes it, alright. Thanks for sharing.

  26. Gloria | 3:13 pm |

    A tong by any other name might actually be a holy spoon. It makes to share easy injury or else it gets the hose again!

  27. liam1224 | 1:47 pm |

    Now you can share your easy injury!

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:43 pm |

    It is a salad-driven, easy injury sharing, holy apparatus. It is make a pleasure!

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