Great wall of broads…

posted on 2 Mar 2011 in Chinglish

Dude, I saw your mom at the Great Wall…

Photo courtesy of Tig a ling.
Taken in ChongHua, GuangDong, China.

25 captions

  1. SF | 4:03 am |

    There’s a lot of noise on the line.

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Teriffic upload speeds

  3. FatKenney | 4:06 am |

    Well that will sure increase tourism.

  4. FatKenney | 4:08 am |

    Only $3.00 a minute.

  5. DrLex | 4:08 am |

    The perfect network for those special downloads.

  6. Powerful Entity | 4:32 am |

    Internet in China is heavily censored, and the information flow is strictly monitored. Even the Broadbang can’t beat that.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:35 am |

    Great Wall Broadbang is a subsidiary of FireWall Boardban Networks.

  8. Tong | 4:51 am |

    On the Great Wall?! Kinky! Must be far reaching network.

  9. Ralph Hamilton | 7:20 am |

    Broad who bang on Great wall have different slant on erections.

  10. Classic Steve | 7:58 am |

    It didn’t keep out the Mongols. No way will it count as “protection.”

  11. kitsune | 10:16 am |

    Comes with it’s own happy ending.

  12. RT | 11:32 am |

    @kitsune: wouldn’t it be a sad ending? first one to come loses and blows up.

  13. d17nk | 4:26 pm |

    The Great Wall Broadbang, where one hub can allow tens of plug-in’s at a time.

  14. Chuck | 5:03 pm |

    In days of old
    When knights were bold
    And women weren’t particular

    They lined them all
    Against the wall
    And banged ’em perpendicular

  15. jjhitt | 6:20 pm |

    “We get signal.”

  16. Lollerskate | 6:32 pm |

    @jjhitt: More like “Main screen turn on” amirite?

  17. Lollerskate | 7:36 pm |

    And suddenly, a Great Wall ad pops up. Now that’s subtlety!

  18. Enrishy | 11:23 pm |

    In my right hand is a white flag! In my left hand is PAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Christian | 2:52 am |

    Where do Chinese men get their share?

  20. SilverRose | 5:20 pm |

    If you want to bang on the Great Wall, don’t call them broads.

  21. Doug | 11:23 pm |

    It’s my favorite Chinese porn movie.

  22. Djebel Amilah | 11:24 pm |

    I knew there was something sexual about The Great Wall.
    There you go !!

  23. Seventy-2rd o'clock | 3:27 pm |

    New York Times headline:
    ”Great Fire! Wall Street Network explodes with a broad ‘Bang’! ”

  24. SheepDog | 12:38 pm |

    Premium rates may apply.

  25. Silverwolf | 2:32 pm |

    Well the internet is 90% porn, even China can’t stop that, no matter how good your coders are.

    I guess they’re just going for truth in advertising.

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