Guest House’s Regulation

Photo courtesy of Taj Davis.
Found at guest house in Kratie, Cambodia.

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  1. Algernon | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You can never have enough plankets.

  2. DrLex | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not use the toilet with the non-hole. If you pour the water, it will make the room non-claen.

  3. Jazzy | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You forgot to stick up your key.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I have the right to remain islent and also disturb others.

  5. FatKenney | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    #7 – “Yes, that’s me. I have a special purpose!”

    -Steve Martin, “The Jerk”

  6. garudamon11 | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You early pay, or else you get the hose again

  7. Jeek | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …and the hygiene in the room was like: “Rubbish, Paper, Shell of fruit must put into rubbish bin!” and I was like: “Nooo!”

    Then I walked out into the night to lock the door from 7.00 to 11.00.

  8. Jellychop | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If the toilet must pour the water and claen why should I bother to look after the hygiene in the room is like?

  9. jjhitt | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Gold, Bucks…. These are a few of my special things…♫

  10. Ageless | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “If you have the special things such as: Gold, Buck and other thing to keep oneself”. … Oh the suspension… then what? what?

  11. krysto4 | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How do I turn off the too?

  12. jjhitt | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The non-hole of water … must be one of those quantum physics holistic zen things.

  13. xila31 | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t follow the rules, they make you walk the planket.

  14. dangevin | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Into the hotel beard know

  15. Big Fat Cat | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look after the hygiene in the room is like Rubbish? That’s useless to clean the room then. I can trash the room now.

  16. jjhitt | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I throw the good things?

  17. Eccekio | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    12 – Don’t piss in the sink you may want to wash your socks in it later.

  18. kyle vincent | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, that’s the longest (and hardest) way to simply lock the door: walk at night for 4 hours.

  19. Eccekio | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ehh? Where am I supposed tio stick the key up?

  20. Eccekio | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The purpose of safe in social, is to always wear a condom.

  21. Ptharien's Flame | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Walk out tonight! Walk out tonight! ♫

  22. DrLex | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If I ever have five cats, I’m going to name them Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow.

  23. Tim S | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt What is the sound of one non-hole pouring the water?

  24. Gwydion Williams | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mirrow Mirrow on the wall,
    Don’t throw the bad things, not at all

  25. Tom P. | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG! Where do I even begin on this one. ROFLMAO!!!!!!

  26. DragonLady | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re welcome!

  27. RT | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    #8’s a paradox: “but i’m already outside! how can i turn those things off! AUUUUUURRRRGGGHH!!!!!”

  28. Chuck | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t be such a non-hole !

  29. YJ | 7:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wilcome to oura Veitcong prison hotel.

  30. Cecily | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stick ’em up! I’ve got a key-room and I’m not afraid to use it!

  31. Lollerskate | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your fortune is mine! AI toilet is yuors! this no rubbish! offer all claen!

  32. Lollerskate | 1:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Honey, I spilled the light down the sink!”
    “No matter dear, just turn on the water!”

  33. Lollerskate | 1:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Help me with the waterfuse sweetie”
    “Okay. Ready now. I’m going to store all the bad things in this protusion to spill water”
    “What about the good things?”
    “Don’t worry, got rid of them. The staff wanted to keep themselves”

    *brom stick*
    Neihgbor: “Hey you, stop being quiet down there! You are disturbing!”

  34. Christine | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop throwing the bad things, you non-hole!!

  35. Christine | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But I don’t want to keep the special thing to myself….it’s so special, I MUST share it!

  36. Dude | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you have the special things such as: Gold, Bucks and other thing please you early pay.

  37. anchor | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …but I want to throw the bad things! Fine. I’ll just leave!

  38. DECMATH | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I had gold and bucks to keep myself, I wouldn’t be staying here.

  39. icy mirrow | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least in this hotel, we have to turn off the fan when we leave the bathroom and not the fun…

  40. JG | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Mr., you get glad on me again and I’ll jam your special thing up your non-hole!

  41. stevieyredwings | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So if I’m supposed to walk out tonight to lock the door how do I get back in?

  42. Seventy-2rd o'clock | 3:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PS:
    To night I don’t throw the bad things explode river duck! I avoidable 7-11 makes non-hole of water adificult to explode. Only claen Gold Buck things to oneselveses!
    Your Severely Metress, Miss, Mrs, Mr Mirrow etc

  43. Casey | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, I’ve got a stupid little rule sheet ordering me out of the room between 7 and 11? I’m gonna throw a bad thing!

  44. EffEff | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I should keep my male deer to myself.

  45. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Keepnig properties and islend of manner makes non-hole of water in the room to stay* in the bedroom.
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    * not to come in and go out

  46. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But if I must keepnig properties and the toilet must pour the water and claen, who will walk outside to lock the door then?! Non-hole of water is makes out the room…!

  47. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In this guest house, one just can’t keep oneself an islent of manner.

  48. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I also want a toilet who must pour the water and claen!

  49. iLock | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mirrow, Mirrow, on the warr!
    Who’s the plettiest of them arr!

  50. iLock | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ It’s a holiday in Cambodia! ♫

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