Guest House’s Regulation

Photo courtesy of Taj Davis.
Found at guest house in Kratie, Cambodia.

50 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:24 am |

    You can never have enough plankets.

  2. DrLex | 4:30 am |

    Do not use the toilet with the non-hole. If you pour the water, it will make the room non-claen.

  3. Jazzy | 4:44 am |

    You forgot to stick up your key.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:54 am |

    I have the right to remain islent and also disturb others.

  5. FatKenney | 5:23 am |

    #7 – “Yes, that’s me. I have a special purpose!”

    -Steve Martin, “The Jerk”

  6. garudamon11 | 5:46 am |

    You early pay, or else you get the hose again

  7. Jeek | 5:51 am |

    …and the hygiene in the room was like: “Rubbish, Paper, Shell of fruit must put into rubbish bin!” and I was like: “Nooo!”

    Then I walked out into the night to lock the door from 7.00 to 11.00.

  8. Jellychop | 5:54 am |

    If the toilet must pour the water and claen why should I bother to look after the hygiene in the room is like?

  9. jjhitt | 5:56 am |

    ♫ Gold, Bucks…. These are a few of my special things…♫

  10. Ageless | 5:58 am |

    “If you have the special things such as: Gold, Buck and other thing to keep oneself”. … Oh the suspension… then what? what?

  11. krysto4 | 5:58 am |

    How do I turn off the too?

  12. jjhitt | 6:19 am |

    The non-hole of water … must be one of those quantum physics holistic zen things.

  13. xila31 | 6:58 am |

    If you don’t follow the rules, they make you walk the planket.

  14. dangevin | 7:35 am |

    Into the hotel beard know

  15. Big Fat Cat | 7:42 am |

    Look after the hygiene in the room is like Rubbish? That’s useless to clean the room then. I can trash the room now.

  16. jjhitt | 7:51 am |

    Can I throw the good things?

  17. Eccekio | 8:00 am |

    12 – Don’t piss in the sink you may want to wash your socks in it later.

  18. kyle vincent | 8:00 am |

    Man, that’s the longest (and hardest) way to simply lock the door: walk at night for 4 hours.

  19. Eccekio | 8:02 am |

    Ehh? Where am I supposed tio stick the key up?

  20. Eccekio | 8:05 am |

    The purpose of safe in social, is to always wear a condom.

  21. Ptharien's Flame | 9:27 am |

    ♫ Walk out tonight! Walk out tonight! ♫

  22. DrLex | 9:37 am |

    If I ever have five cats, I’m going to name them Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow.

  23. Tim S | 12:14 pm |

    @jjhitt What is the sound of one non-hole pouring the water?

  24. Gwydion Williams | 12:44 pm |

    Mirrow Mirrow on the wall,
    Don’t throw the bad things, not at all

  25. Tom P. | 4:19 pm |

    OMG! Where do I even begin on this one. ROFLMAO!!!!!!

  26. DragonLady | 4:20 pm |

    You’re welcome!

  27. RT | 5:36 pm |

    #8’s a paradox: “but i’m already outside! how can i turn those things off! AUUUUUURRRRGGGHH!!!!!”

  28. Chuck | 6:47 pm |

    Don’t be such a non-hole !

  29. YJ | 7:33 pm |

    Wilcome to oura Veitcong prison hotel.

  30. Cecily | 8:14 pm |

    Stick ’em up! I’ve got a key-room and I’m not afraid to use it!

  31. Lollerskate | 12:56 am |

    Your fortune is mine! AI toilet is yuors! this no rubbish! offer all claen!

  32. Lollerskate | 1:01 am |

    “Honey, I spilled the light down the sink!”
    “No matter dear, just turn on the water!”

  33. Lollerskate | 1:08 am |

    “Help me with the waterfuse sweetie”
    “Okay. Ready now. I’m going to store all the bad things in this protusion to spill water”
    “What about the good things?”
    “Don’t worry, got rid of them. The staff wanted to keep themselves”

    *brom stick*
    Neihgbor: “Hey you, stop being quiet down there! You are disturbing!”

  34. Christine | 2:49 pm |

    Stop throwing the bad things, you non-hole!!

  35. Christine | 2:51 pm |

    But I don’t want to keep the special thing to myself….it’s so special, I MUST share it!

  36. Dude | 6:40 pm |

    If you have the special things such as: Gold, Bucks and other thing please you early pay.

  37. anchor | 4:33 am |

    …but I want to throw the bad things! Fine. I’ll just leave!

  38. DECMATH | 8:24 am |

    If I had gold and bucks to keep myself, I wouldn’t be staying here.

  39. icy mirrow | 10:11 pm |

    At least in this hotel, we have to turn off the fan when we leave the bathroom and not the fun…

  40. JG | 10:47 am |

    Hey Mr., you get glad on me again and I’ll jam your special thing up your non-hole!

  41. stevieyredwings | 2:14 pm |

    So if I’m supposed to walk out tonight to lock the door how do I get back in?

  42. Seventy-2rd o'clock | 3:19 pm |

    PS:
    To night I don’t throw the bad things explode river duck! I avoidable 7-11 makes non-hole of water adificult to explode. Only claen Gold Buck things to oneselveses!
    Your Severely Metress, Miss, Mrs, Mr Mirrow etc

  43. Casey | 6:54 am |

    So, I’ve got a stupid little rule sheet ordering me out of the room between 7 and 11? I’m gonna throw a bad thing!

  44. EffEff | 10:39 pm |

    I should keep my male deer to myself.

  45. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 pm |

    Keepnig properties and islend of manner makes non-hole of water in the room to stay* in the bedroom.
    —————————————-
    * not to come in and go out

  46. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 pm |

    But if I must keepnig properties and the toilet must pour the water and claen, who will walk outside to lock the door then?! Non-hole of water is makes out the room…!

  47. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:43 pm |

    In this guest house, one just can’t keep oneself an islent of manner.

  48. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:22 pm |

    I also want a toilet who must pour the water and claen!

  49. iLock | 5:49 am |

    Mirrow, Mirrow, on the warr!
    Who’s the plettiest of them arr!

  50. iLock | 5:50 am |

    ♫ It’s a holiday in Cambodia! ♫

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