I wash, therefore I am

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   Algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: 12   0  

   And if you don’t you can read the paper..

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   faulty wiring | 4:07 am |  Vote: 21   0  

   Everyone else: drop dead

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   jjhitt | 4:09 am |  Vote: 18   0  

   Washroom of the Living Dead
   (Not to be confused with Washroom II, III, IV or any of the Rob Zombie remakes.)

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   Dawn | 4:11 am |  Vote: 23   0  

   What if your employees have no lives?

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   SF | 4:19 am |  Vote: 23   0  

   Wash your hands and get a life.

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   Eduard | 4:24 am |  Vote: 7   2  

   Or else you will get the hose again!

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   Eduard | 4:25 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   I am the toilet manager AND the health audit representative and I am dead serious about this rule!

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   These people work for Martha Stewart

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:39 am |  Vote: 10   0  

   Throwing papers around the toilets is permissible.

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    coffeebot | 4:40 am |  Vote: 17   0  

    Baptize, rinse, repeat.

11. 

    FatKenney | 4:56 am |  Vote: 16   0  

    Life! Give my creation life! Oh wait, not yet – his hands are filthy.

12. 

    Jellychop | 5:22 am |  Vote: 10   0  

    Talk about your dead end jobs…

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    xila31 | 5:47 am |  Vote: 12   1  

    All you need is a little soap and water to wash that zombie stench away.

14. 

    Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    Except for the vampire employees…

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    Classic Steve | 7:31 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    You can throw papers *into* the toilet, as long as you do it from outside.

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    kitsune | 8:54 am |  Vote: 11   0  

    Wash your hands, then live it up.

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    demondude777 | 9:15 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    This gives new meaning to the term: job termination

18. 

    Lora | 11:30 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    All the employees are 39. After washing they will turn 40, when life officially begins.

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    Eccekio | 12:22 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Put it simply. We will kill you if you don’t.

20. 

    SheepDog | 12:32 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Get busy Living or get busy washing…

21. 

    Cecily | 2:05 pm |  Vote: 1   3  

    “Hey…HEY! Get back here and wash your hands, Mr. Bon Jovi! This sign applies to living on a prayer as well!”

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Of course they must wash their hands. It must be unclean on the Other side. Especially when they’re… well, Employees. Lets wash, now!

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    Costanoanfar | 4:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Judging from the fingerprints on the sign, this warning was sorely needed. So those who have no life would touch the sign before washing….or after??? yechh!!

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    kitsune | 5:25 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    Zombie’s can pee on their hands if they feel like it.

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    d17nk | 1:08 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    employees who don’t wash their hands will be fired and then executed

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    A Non-Y Mouse | 8:38 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    You haven’t lived until you’ve washed your hands here.

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    Grifter | 1:50 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    It’s a matter of lath-er death!

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    DragonLady | 3:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    No soap, radio.

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    Tekleader | 9:18 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Sure, if you can call working at this dump “living”…

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 6:26 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I got an idea: once upon a time, when they were dying (or when they were completely dead?) – employees WERE allowed to throw papers inside the toilet! But not outside the toilet, of course. So they had to pick them up lately – before living – and their hands were not claen…

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 2:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Okay, I’m living in a minute.

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    chickadee | 8:51 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh, believe me, you haven’t lived until you’ve washed your hands!

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    exalphos | 7:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    too bad, I really wanted to use toilet paper

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    Ruuku | 1:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    brought to you by the the wash or die campaign

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