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posted on 31 Mar 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

ICE stands for “Ironic Clothing Embroidery”

Found for sale in clothing store in Yunnan, China.
Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh.

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  1. DrLex | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 41  Subtract rating 0  

    - Lookout: “Captain, ice icebrg ahead!”
    - Captain: “Some other order may go here.”
    Two and a half hours later, the Titanic sank.

  2. Algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Could text go there

  3. FatKenney | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello, my name is “Your Name Here.”

  4. Eduard | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems like someone’s career in the Creative department hit the iceberg, huh?

  5. FatKenney | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 0  

    The back of the shirt reads “Do not write in this space. For administrative purposes only.”

  6. ngyonghan | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone leaked the prototype t-shirt to the market! The templates are still there! :D

  7. coffeebot | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I (state your name)
    would rather wear a (insert other clothing item)

  8. DrZos | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Sample T:
    Mr.T’s lesser known cousin.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Sample S: Some Sh*t may go here. Stain resistant.

  10. jjhitt | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t drink the T.

  11. jjhitt | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 0  

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  12. Chuck | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Model T.
    Before Sample T.

  13. Tong | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Sample T is only the tip of the icebrg.

  14. Chuck | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    An English Casual T

  15. Classic Steve | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrZos: Or maybe it’s Mr. T’s own long-secret first name!

  16. Classic Steve | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ice ice brgy vanilla!”

  17. xila31 | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Disposable after one use!

  18. Chuck | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Ice Berg. My favourite Jewish rapper.

  19. Jean | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ve certainly captured the “irony” part.

  20. dangevin | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy Sample T’s new album, “Generic Ice”

  21. Chris | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “I pity the fool who don’t wear this shirt!”

  22. Kitsune | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    People might actually wear this.

  23. Abe Blingin | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ice T had recently kinda gone by “Twiceburg”. Twice the game, twice the lettuce.

  24. GwydionM | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    To boldly go where no text has gone before

  25. Snufkin | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    PriceTag

    Put a dollar sign and a number here equal to 20 times the amount it costs us to feed three slaves for a week, plus $25. Then write MADE IN FRANCE.

  26. ICEBRG | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    My name’s ICEBRG. My friends call me ICE.

  27. EffEff | 7:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sample T&A

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Some other text or person may go here. Is like, a woman of the opposite sex. Text.

  29. Oriantic | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sample T’s for Simpletons

  30. liam1224 | 12:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    some other text did not go here

  31. NameHere | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One size fits

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