Preferably head first…

posted on 30 Mar 2011 in Chinglish

Crash carefully…

Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh.
Found in Yunnan, China.

42 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    Head first of course

  2. DrLex | 4:17 am |

    Beware of safety. Run into obstacle to avoid safety!

  3. Jazzy | 4:30 am |

    Don’t miss it if you can!

  4. FatKenney | 4:45 am |

    Thanks, but I think I’ll recklessly avoid it.

  5. FatKenney | 5:00 am |

    Doctor treating patient for head trauma: “Uh huh, and do you believe EVERYTHING you read?”

  6. FatKenney | 5:15 am |

    Other signs in the ruthless practical joke series include “cliffs ahead: throw yourself off”, “increase speed – dangerous curves”, and the ever popular “Please provoke the bears”.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 5:23 am |

    Other side of the sign: Stupid!

  8. coffeebot | 5:30 am |

    Now, close your eyes…

  9. Eduard | 5:33 am |

    Head-banging for dummies !

  10. SF | 5:42 am |

    AND DON’T LOOK BACK!

  11. Terri | 6:01 am |

    If your shattered ribcage matches one of these four diagrams, you win a Big Mac!

    Offer must be redeemed the same day. Not valid in Uruguay. Fries not included.

  12. xila31 | 6:04 am |

    Warning: Idiots Crossing.

  13. Chris | 7:08 am |

    It was nice running into you.

  14. Classic Steve | 7:14 am |

    Notice the capital “It.” You could meet Pennywise here!

  15. Eccekio | 7:39 am |

    I’m sorry your IT application closed unexpectedly. Throw nearsty geek into lamppost and reboot drive.

  16. demondude777 | 8:43 am |

    Park Ranger: I’m calling in a 414: Visitor has avoided the sign. Please send backup.

  17. Ivan Dmitriev | 9:05 am |

    It reminds me of the “Carefully slip & fall down” sign

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:15 am |

    Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

  19. Snufkin | 12:20 pm |

    Caution: It’s for wimps.

  20. dane | 12:38 pm |

    JUST DO IT!

  21. Kitsune | 3:18 pm |

    This message brought to you by the society for the advancement of natural selection.

  22. Pete | 5:41 pm |

    COWABUNGA!!!!

  23. d17nk | 11:39 pm |

    does the blue mean its safe to do so?

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:03 pm |

    Just don’t insanely walk into It.
    It will be bored.

  25. Lollerskate | 3:55 pm |

    Now I know where all those YouTube “people falling” compilation videos come from…

  26. Isabella | 9:22 am |

    I didn’t know they have a platform 9 3/4 in China!

  27. kyle vincent | 9:49 am |

    Be safe at your own risk

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:59 am |

    Road Runner: Run into It.
    Wile E. Coyote: Bang your head.

  29. Lovintheengrish | 2:57 pm |

    Hey…I can’t read that sign. What does it.. *donk.*

  30. Mark Stewart | 3:52 pm |

    The only way to keep idiots away

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:11 pm |

    Run into it before living.

  32. victoriadawn | 6:15 pm |

    Red light! Green light!

  33. JohnZ | 1:27 pm |

    Run into that wall before it runs into you!!

  34. ingrid | 12:55 am |

    face your fears…c’mon DO it!!

  35. Fookmee | 3:40 pm |

    Wow, right to the point this time. It makes so much more sense!

  36. Hard | 9:14 am |

    Anybody up for a game of find the stud???

  37. Gerson | 3:06 am |

    OKAY EVERYBODY! There comes a car…

    One… twoo… hold it… THREE! NOW RUN INTO THE CAR!

    Abiding Japanese laws since 1984

  38. snackycakez | 8:24 pm |

    Too late…

  39. Henry | 7:42 am |

    OUCH!! That hurts! @_@

  40. ArallaHiney | 1:45 pm |

    Compliance IS mandatroy

  41. MissMonty | 4:00 pm |

    If you want to lose some IQ points…

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:02 pm |

    Don’t Drink Drive Into It

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