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posted on 1 Mar 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Peter.
Menu from China.

74 captions

  1. Tom P. | 10:29 am |

    Having to pick out tiny bones from my fish is bad enough, but broken tiles… that’s gone too far!

  2. Bug | 9:56 am |

    Honestly, those are pretty accurate if you take the characters literally. Although I’m pretty sure they used Google Translate.

  3. Domino | 1:25 pm |

    What has it got in its pockets, Precious? Chickenses??

  4. Brian | 1:36 pm |

    This is muttony!

    This is Milk Soup!

  5. Brian | 1:42 pm |

    Keeping up with the chickenses.

  6. Dr. Suess | 9:06 pm |

    Are you my mother?

  7. Bunni | 12:51 pm |

    Please don’t tell me those prices are in US dollars…

  8. Squidblender | 6:56 pm |

    We grapses the chickenses!

  9. Jonathan | 7:22 pm |

    Yes, nice chickenses, precious, tasty juisy chickenses precious. But we don’t like nasty lead poisening!

  10. Casey | 6:58 am |

    Only in China can you get the best lead paint, and lead river chicken.

  11. Casey | 6:59 am |

    50.00 for a tomato???

  12. nazani14 | 5:50 pm |

    If you get the chance, try the tile-piece fish, it’s yummy. And just to confuse things, there is also a kind of fish called tilefish.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:48 pm |

    Waiter! My beer duck got spilled on a tile fish!

  14. Martin Zhang | 7:47 pm |

    of course river water cooks river water fish; that’s obvious. using lake water to cook tap water fish would be ridiculous

  15. scars | 9:15 pm |

    Waiter, after reading all these stories, what’s today’s special?”

  16. Boctor Poo | 8:24 am |

    Does Chicken Fish Rabbit taste like Man Bear Pig?

  17. Voyz | 9:04 am |

    the adopted mother returns to a pot of fish…, so the fish adopted a mother?

  18. Gerson | 2:06 am |

    Ill take 2 adopted mothers returning to their pot of fish…

    *Gets french fries*

    … I gotta admit that is not what I was expecting…

  19. adrasl300 | 3:14 pm |

    Its like a menu written by the pagans from the Thief games!
    Heh high five….anyone? No?…okay.

  20. BuzzKirrington | 3:40 pm |

    If you would only stop grasping the mutton, maybe the milk soup would not be so muttony!

  21. mrbenz | 1:03 pm |

    So, that’s why I couldn’t find her anywhere…. She’s with her families now… In a pot of fish…

  22. Silverwolf | 2:34 pm |

    I can’t tell whether I’m reading a menu or a very surreal children’s story.

  23. NightWolf71 | 5:12 pm |

    At the end of their rich and honored lives, the chickenses are cooked as food.

  24. the spatular cephalopod | 12:14 am |

    We loves chickenses, yes we does, preciousss! We graspses them and we eatses them whooole!

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