Still tastes like chicken…

posted on 8 Mar 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Waiter, there’s a fly on my sphincter…

Photo courtesy of Peter Bach.
Menu found in Korea.

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  1. Tong | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That was one sorry ass!!!

  2. jjhitt | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I dont want to know where the additional finger goes.

  3. Tong | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, was that finger shape rice cake ever in my stew?

  4. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I order from the ‘Stay Away From Me’ menu?

  5. SF | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m on a romantic date, I think that the “Together menu” … Well, on second thoughts …

  6. Salome | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pop hwyl, Mr Kim.

  7. Salome | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, make that Pob hwyl, Mr Kim.

  8. jjhitt | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I, for one, welcome our new chickensh!t overlords.

  9. Eduard | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken had better not crossed the street in the first place……. It got its ass stewed!

  10. jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Additional Jerrys are hard to find. Just ask the Grateful Dead.

  11. Eduard | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I understand globalization in the food industry, butt the chicken……

  12. Algernon | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chickens just crap

  13. faulty wiring | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This tastes like a chickens…oh, right, that’s the point

  14. faulty wiring | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m thinking that take quite some time and a few hundred chickens to prepare…

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The stew was cooked by a spinster.

  16. xila31 | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I dare you to try the anal sphincter stew. Or are you chicken?

  17. ben | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s Korean for “hot dog”.

  18. coffeebot | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    lol @ additional jerry noodle

  19. garudamon11 | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wrong!!! it should be jelly noodles

  20. Chris | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfortunately, this is not Engrish. I have been served this before. When it is placed in front of you, it looks kind of like Cheerios soup.

  21. Classic Steve | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Today’s special: “Guess what?…”

  22. Chris | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Instructions: Insert item number 6 into item number 2…

  23. demondude777 | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Omg this tastes like crap! There is just too much chicken in this dish!

  24. dangevin | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll appreciate the irony later, when this gives you diarrhea.

  25. dangevin | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finger f*ckin’ good!

  26. Sarah | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t point that finger at the chicken or he’ll shake a tail feather in your soup! Nice to see the Korean and Welsh dragons are working with the Italian fishermen too!

  27. Eccekio | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chicken Giblets anyone??

  28. Costanoanfar | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is it with our Asian friends and their TMI menus???

  29. Kitsune | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They offer a proctologist special, it’s the finger shaped rice cake in the chicken anal sphincter stew.

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What?

  31. YJ | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure that’s even chicken, because just few hours ago it walked on four legs and played frisbee with me.

  32. Chuck | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …because you can never have enough Jerry Noodle !

  33. Cecily | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ewww…who would eat sweet potatoes?

  34. oldtaku | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    daak dong jip is chicken gizzards – where the heck did anal sphincter come from? Chickens don’t even have an separate anus! Though I’m sure if they did someone would turn it into a regional delicacy.

  35. Abe Blingin | 10:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Jerry (Sienfield) noodles are of course, fusilli.

  36. Bear or bust | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jerry, Jerry, Jerry… Noodles

  37. Lora | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be The Jerry Springer Noodle with stew like that on the menu.

  38. la guardia | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    spinster, chicken and anal fingering

  39. Tekleader | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmmm! You can really taste the chicken ass!

  40. sasquatch | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What did I just eat! Oh Gawd! I thought they were Spaghetti O’s!

  41. liam1224 | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or you can try on of our special set menus!: chicken anal sphincter stew with additional finger shape rice cake!

  42. liam1224 | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I’ve never tried ass before

  43. the kid | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well, if you’ve eaten this menu item, then you’ve tried anal, sad to say. that reminds me — tell jerry to keep his noodle in his pants.

    those a-holes!

  44. anzo | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love me a good serving of Seinfeld!

  45. George | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sadly I know what that is. I heard its chewy.

  46. Max | 10:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever said that 닭똥집 is chicken gizzards was lied to!

    닭 = chicken
    똥 = shit
    집 = house

    Really, the translation is correct. Koreans eat chicken butt holes, and yes they are chewy…so I’ve been told.

  47. Long Tom | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In France, they called dandelion salad “piss in bed” salad. I’m NOT making this up!

  48. p090 | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Together menu – you can show me your finger shape cake, i can show you my anal sphincter stew

  49. DragonLady | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is what Korean chefs come up with when they finally get it together.

  50. Jerome | 5:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I have a rice finger in my sphincter stew, please?

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