Anti-cursepirant

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   Salome | 4:02 am |  Vote: 15   0  

   I’m glad you can have it use a deodorant, because it really pongs when it doesn’t.

2. 

   Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: 1   4  

   Also used as soap

3. 

   DrLex | 4:32 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   Damn those negative ions!

4. 

   Jellychop | 5:11 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   Chemistry class voodoo!

5. 

   jazzy | 5:59 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   Ouch! I feel a burning ionization.

6. 

   Eduard | 6:48 am |  Vote: 3   1  

   Because ion occurs!

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   Eduard | 6:50 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Ions stink!

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   Yugan Dali | 6:52 am |  Vote: 14   0  

   Accursed minus ion! You have forgotten your deodorant!

9. 

   FatKenney | 7:15 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   That’s right, just mix with water and the curse is lifted. It’s just that easy. Recommended by Egyptologists everywhere. Official sponsor of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox.

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    Lora | 7:28 am |  Vote: 15   0  

    You can have it as a deodorant if you don’t mind smelling like burnt bamboo and charcoal.

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    xila31 | 7:36 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Minus the ions, minus the smell!

12. 

    Kitsune | 7:53 am |  Vote: 4   1  

    And on the Seventh Day, our pits no longer stank and it was good.

13. 

    Big Fat Cat | 10:22 am |  Vote: 0   12  

    At the moment, the Japanese are accursed with radioactive ions abound in the nuclearized air and water around them.

14. 

    Cecily | 10:54 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    So what you’re saying is that bamboo = deodorant.

15. 

    Darth Na'vi | 12:21 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    Throw a few tons of this accursed ion bamboo charcoal into the Fukushima reactors. Case solved! Thank you, Kyoto!!!

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    tonga | 2:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you accursed ions…”

    3 minutes and I am still laughin ! Thanks.

    accursed ions !

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    Eccekio | 2:03 pm |  Vote: 3   2  

    This is the cutting edge, where we step over the line between science, and the ones who go around chanting: OMMMMM, OOOOOMMMMM.

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    Fault | 2:54 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    This would be the caption on a bamboo-charcoal bun. They really use bamboo ash to flavour and colour bread/other foods. It’s supposed to be healthy. Apparently due to negative ions that are cleasing to the body.

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    Tong | 3:26 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Is this body art or you are burnt?

20. 

    RT | 4:44 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    no thanks… i get along just fine by putting my kingsford charcoal in my bathtub then rubbing it upon my armpits, thank you very much.

21. 

    jjhitt | 5:15 pm |  Vote: 19   0  

    Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
    Bamboo burn and charcoal crumble
    Ionic newt in fiery cauldron
    Strength of a man, but made for a woman.

22. 

    Eccekio | 9:12 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    @Cecily. Yes. If you prefer to smell like bamboo.

23. 

    iLock | 2:32 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    So it’s accursed, but it’s GOOD for my body..??
    That doesn’t add up…

    Well you go and have your accursed minus ions use a deodorant then.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 2:43 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Don’t advice charcoal as a deodorant in the use. It smells bady.
    Instructions are here for made of non-smelling deodorant:

    1) Have made a bamboo charcoal.
    2) Accurse a minus ion is in the use.
    3) Put a bamboo charcoal into a non-hole of water.
    4) Hide it behind of the blacksheep into a room toilet. It will not see.
    5) Buy a 8×4 flower deodorant.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Will you accurse your beautifule with charcoal as deodorant in the use? Under your armpit, and your everybady, exploder effects all black. It stinks like that.

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    Tom P. | 8:31 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Then you apply the sorcerer’s stone and it all turns to gold.

27. 

    GwydionM | 10:30 am |  Vote: 2   1  

    A special formula devised by the Half-Blood Prince

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    mosier1 | 2:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    You take a zumi!

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