Don’t sing ABC’s around me again

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:10 am |  Vote: 20   0  

   Too bad he doesn’t have a chance to sing up to the F word.

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   FatKenney | 4:13 am |  Vote: 30   0  

   Working on his [Sesame] street cred.

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   Algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: 21   1  

   Do-rae-mean

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   Terri | 4:17 am |  Vote: 26   1  

   This shirt was very popular and inspired a string of copycat shirts
   ABC & Die Harder
   ABC & Die Hard Days Night
   Live Free Or ABC
   Alphabet City
   ABC: With Vengeance
   ABC – The Dewey Cox Story

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   DrLex | 4:21 am |  Vote: 6   3  

   It’s a good thing they don’t use the Roman alphabet in Taiwan or they’d all be dead.

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   FatKenney | 4:22 am |  Vote: 17   0  

   Remedial reading with hardcore attitude. I like it.

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   la guardia | 4:30 am |  Vote: 6   0  

   so cruel!

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   Salome | 4:31 am |  Vote: 21   0  

   From the cradle to the grave, in one easy step.

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   Tong | 4:40 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   Teaching and learning English have been banned by the local authority, for the safety of our children.

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    Tong | 4:41 am |  Vote: 15   0  

    Let’s sing together, 1, 2, 3,
    A, B, C, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…

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    coffeebot | 4:59 am |  Vote: 24   0  

    Dial A B C for Murder!

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    xila31 | 5:42 am |  Vote: 18   0  

    What happens in preschool stays in preschool.

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    ben | 5:51 am |  Vote: 36   0  

    “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” will just get your leg broken.

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    Classic Steve | 6:50 am |  Vote: 25   0  

    It’s the Fatalphabet.

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    faulty wiring | 7:03 am |  Vote: 19   0  

    …and don’t even THINK about asking me to count to 10

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    Lucy | 8:38 am |  Vote: 18   0  

    A you’re assasinated
    B you are buried deep
    C you’re a corpse rotting in the mud!

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    demondude777 | 8:44 am |  Vote: 13   2  

    Gang rivals of the 1,2,3,4 Life Clan

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    Kitsune | 9:03 am |  Vote: 13   0  

    Look out ELMO… he’s coming for you.

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    Eccekio | 9:07 am |  Vote: 10   0  

    OK! Lefty! You have three seconds to tell us where the loot is. A – B – C. Lefty who was notoriously illerate, met hiis maker that day.

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    Oriantic | 9:20 am |  Vote: 11   0  

    ABC = American Born Chinese

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    Oriantic | 9:21 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    The guy must be a Chinese (Taiwanese) hardcore nationalist

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    Jay | 11:37 am |  Vote: 15   1  

    Bopomofo, mofo! (I’ll be amazed if anybody gets this.)

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    Tim S | 6:05 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    @Jay – I Googled it. Then gave you a thumbs up.

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    Lovintheengrish | 6:31 pm |  Vote: 9   2  

    Cookie Monster is actually a hit man…why else do you think he has such a gravelly voice?

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    YJ | 6:34 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    First grade at the death metal school.

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    combat_rock | 12:07 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Anyone remember that cartoon James Bond Jr? This is the lost episode “ABC&Die Another Day”.

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    coffeebot | 3:04 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    @Jay after reading wikipedia, ya, that’s funny

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    iLock | 5:21 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    ‘A’ ‘B’loody ‘C’rime

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    Pete | 5:22 pm |  Vote: 7   0  

    AKA “Eat alphabet soup and die!!!”

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    Pete | 5:27 pm |  Vote: 8   0  

    ♫ A-B-C, Simple as 1-2-3, Easy as D-I-E, A-B-C, 1-2-3, Baby D-I-E!” ♫

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    dw | 7:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Just wondering about the “outball” feature

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    Raju | 9:11 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Heard in Australia:
    Did you come here to die?
    No, I came here today!

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 1:10 pm |  Vote: 1   2  

    Hey, it’s just wrongly spelled part of alphabet, don’t you know.
    Correct is: ABC&DEF
    (probably an online translation…)

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