“Electrify your wang with Yaxiang.”

posted on 13 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Yeah…I’m definitely going to need an adapter.


Photo courtesy of Priya Satow.
Chinese power strip found in Tanzania, East Africa.

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  1. Jay | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Power flows from the end of a dildo.” – Chairman Mao

  2. Jay | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All 1.3 billion chinese must write a review of a sex product to graduate high school?

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case your dxxk get stuck in the socket, call our 24 hrs Hotline and ask for Yaxiang.

  4. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that is a compulsion I can live with.

  5. faulty wiring | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The stunning success of Yaxiang’s new range of power-boards was accompanied by an initial surge in electricity consumption and then a baffling spate of electrocutions and burnt genitals, followed by a rapid & inexplicable decline in customer numbers. ‘Could there be a relationship?’ wondered company executives?

  6. faulty wiring | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The stunning success of Yaxiang’s new range of power-boards was accompanied by an initial surge in electricity consumption and then a baffling spate of electrocutions and burnt genitals, followed by a rapid & inexplicable decline in customer numbers. ‘Could there be a relationship?’ wondered company executives?

  7. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you experience attestation lasting for more that four hours…. WAY TO GO, DUDE!

  8. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With Yaxiang you’re never in the wrong hole.

  9. Algernon | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And what does this button do.

  10. Eduard | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The new attested compulsory sex toy for electricians. Guaranteed to turn you on!

  11. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tanzania will never be same.

  12. coffeebot | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The China made me do it!

  13. ngyonghan | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sex is definitely an electrifying! activity!” 😀

  14. Kitsune | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is Chinese? I though it was the Japanese who had the reputation for being “small”

  15. jjhitt | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the lotion in the socket….

  16. Kitsune | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Aren’t their more humane ways of enforcing the one child policy?

  17. Chris | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    AC or DC?

  18. Kor | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With a product like that, who need a one child policy.

  19. Eccekio | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you were offering to hook 250 volts at 10 amps to my family jewels, I can assure you, I would attest to whatever you asked to attest to.

  20. V-man | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So it is compulsory for sex products in China to have national attestation. Good to know, but what does this have to do with this power strip?

  21. Akoya | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hope all is well in Japan. Stay safe!

  22. Cecily | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Only 250 volts? Pfft…looks like I’ll be faking it yet again.

  23. Tom P. | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Insert plug ‘A’ into socket ‘B’

  24. jjhitt | 5:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    POWER. The one true aphrodisiac.

  25. jjhitt | 5:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not tonight, I’m modulating.

  26. Terri | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody Yaxiang tonight

  27. Classic Steve | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m looking for the GE spot.

  28. Lollerskate | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not for the faint of heart, or any other “delicate organs” for that matter…

  29. Lollerskate | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cassette goes WHERE?!?

  30. Lollerskate | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China attests: “This is a sex product”

    “But is it apt for humans?” S

  31. Lollerskate | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Subject asked,

    “We won’t find out if you don’t plug the inconvenient thing in, dummy” China replied, with conviction and emotion.

  32. prum brossom | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Achieve the Maxxx Wang!

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Electrician! Where is a non-hole of water?!

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Turn it on yet, what are you waiting for?”

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No electrical healthy of sex?
    Yaxiang Electrician turns your bady on with a simple press of a button.

    Yours one hole!

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It needs a power supply. It is pollution of the environment.
    I prefer no electrical healthy.

    I make my hand work brain spirit and cerebrum!

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Sexy for Bady!

  38. Lord Pengwyn | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That explains the squinting

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