“Electrify your wang with Yaxiang.”

posted on 13 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Yeah…I’m definitely going to need an adapter.


Photo courtesy of Priya Satow.
Chinese power strip found in Tanzania, East Africa.

38 captions

  1. Jay | 4:05 am |

    “Power flows from the end of a dildo.” – Chairman Mao

  2. Jay | 4:08 am |

    All 1.3 billion chinese must write a review of a sex product to graduate high school?

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |

    In case your dxxk get stuck in the socket, call our 24 hrs Hotline and ask for Yaxiang.

  4. jjhitt | 4:19 am |

    Now that is a compulsion I can live with.

  5. faulty wiring | 4:20 am |

    The stunning success of Yaxiang’s new range of power-boards was accompanied by an initial surge in electricity consumption and then a baffling spate of electrocutions and burnt genitals, followed by a rapid & inexplicable decline in customer numbers. ‘Could there be a relationship?’ wondered company executives?

  6. faulty wiring | 4:20 am |

    The stunning success of Yaxiang’s new range of power-boards was accompanied by an initial surge in electricity consumption and then a baffling spate of electrocutions and burnt genitals, followed by a rapid & inexplicable decline in customer numbers. ‘Could there be a relationship?’ wondered company executives?

  7. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    If you experience attestation lasting for more that four hours…. WAY TO GO, DUDE!

  8. jjhitt | 4:33 am |

    With Yaxiang you’re never in the wrong hole.

  9. Algernon | 4:38 am |

    And what does this button do.

  10. Eduard | 4:39 am |

    The new attested compulsory sex toy for electricians. Guaranteed to turn you on!

  11. jjhitt | 4:40 am |

    Tanzania will never be same.

  12. coffeebot | 5:18 am |

    The China made me do it!

  13. ngyonghan | 5:46 am |

    “Sex is definitely an electrifying! activity!” 😀

  14. Kitsune | 6:36 am |

    This is Chinese? I though it was the Japanese who had the reputation for being “small”

  15. jjhitt | 6:45 am |

    It puts the lotion in the socket….

  16. Kitsune | 7:57 am |

    Aren’t their more humane ways of enforcing the one child policy?

  17. Chris | 9:27 am |

    AC or DC?

  18. Kor | 9:59 am |

    With a product like that, who need a one child policy.

  19. Eccekio | 11:08 am |

    If you were offering to hook 250 volts at 10 amps to my family jewels, I can assure you, I would attest to whatever you asked to attest to.

  20. V-man | 11:09 am |

    So it is compulsory for sex products in China to have national attestation. Good to know, but what does this have to do with this power strip?

  21. Akoya | 12:53 pm |

    Hope all is well in Japan. Stay safe!

  22. Cecily | 1:42 pm |

    Only 250 volts? Pfft…looks like I’ll be faking it yet again.

  23. Tom P. | 4:18 pm |

    Insert plug ‘A’ into socket ‘B’

  24. jjhitt | 5:41 pm |

    POWER. The one true aphrodisiac.

  25. jjhitt | 5:42 pm |

    Not tonight, I’m modulating.

  26. Terri | 8:16 pm |

    Everybody have fun tonight
    Everybody Yaxiang tonight

  27. Classic Steve | 8:39 pm |

    I’m looking for the GE spot.

  28. Lollerskate | 10:03 pm |

    Not for the faint of heart, or any other “delicate organs” for that matter…

  29. Lollerskate | 10:04 pm |

    Cassette goes WHERE?!?

  30. Lollerskate | 10:37 pm |

    China attests: “This is a sex product”

    “But is it apt for humans?” S

  31. Lollerskate | 10:38 pm |

    Subject asked,

    “We won’t find out if you don’t plug the inconvenient thing in, dummy” China replied, with conviction and emotion.

  32. prum brossom | 9:08 am |

    Achieve the Maxxx Wang!

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:12 am |

    Electrician! Where is a non-hole of water?!

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:14 am |

    ”Turn it on yet, what are you waiting for?”

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:21 am |

    No electrical healthy of sex?
    Yaxiang Electrician turns your bady on with a simple press of a button.

    Yours one hole!

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:27 am |

    It needs a power supply. It is pollution of the environment.
    I prefer no electrical healthy.

    I make my hand work brain spirit and cerebrum!

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:24 am |

    Let’s Sexy for Bady!

  38. Lord Pengwyn | 4:24 pm |

    That explains the squinting

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