For clean, romontic fun

posted on 25 Apr 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Josh Magarick.
Found in hotel in Xiamen, China.

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beechoak | 4:06 am | Vote: 15 0

I shouldn’t have to no to worry what I just read!
beechoak | 4:07 am | Vote: 36 0

Okay… about this “sexual intercourse in the front and back” part…?
faulty wiring | 4:09 am | Vote: 40 0

Yeah baby, trust me…the fungi and bacteria on my private part is totally under control now. So how about some front an back action after a bit of romontic tender feeling of my personal status?
beechoak | 4:09 am | Vote: 15 0

I think I’m having a germ irruption…
V-man | 4:11 am | Vote: 16 0

Oh, make your mind up already – do you wanna kill germs or defend them?
Algernon | 4:11 am | Vote: 11 0

So it’s not KY jelly then.
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am | Vote: 11 0

To have peace of mide, is outright morontic!
jjhitt | 4:22 am | Vote: 13 2

Argh! Fungi! I hate finding mushrooms growing downthere.
jjhitt | 4:23 am | Vote: 15 0

Dainshu Washing Liquid: The Secret Life of Mister Clean.
jjhitt | 4:26 am | Vote: 11 0

WARNING: Using with Dr. Bronner’s Soap may result in permanent psychosis. Dilute!
Terri | 4:29 am | Vote: 9 4

Okay… about this “sexual intercourse in the front and back” part…

It says to shower everyday, or else you’re going to get it front and back. I usually go oral in that circumstance but everyone has their own style.

I’m more curious about the iso-whats? I think the translator didn’t understand either, hence the capital letters and question mark. It sounds pretty serious with the exo-enzyme and the fungi killing and the making your romontic tender and everything. I wonder what happens if you just wash your face with it.
jjhitt | 4:41 am | Vote: 8 0

For real fun try Bucket-O-Suds Truck Wash Powder.
krysto4 | 4:54 am | Vote: 10 0

“You’ve got iso-WHAT???!!!”
DrLex | 4:56 am | Vote: 27 0

The iso-WHAT is the main active ingredient in this product. Don’t ask us what exactly it is, though.
xila31 | 5:44 am | Vote: 8 0

Give your private parts that freshly skinned feeling all day long!
Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am | Vote: 7 0

‘iso-WHAT?’
‘ According to instructions, up to 6400, I guess. Although, at this level of
sensitivity, infection becomes quite problematic – but availablely to kill Bacteria to prevent it, to both subjects in front AND back of the lens likely.
You have no to worry.’
Seventy2rd o clock | 5:58 am | Vote: 2 2

Now I know why they called me ‘Pizza-face’! It’s because of the funghi!
Seventy2rd o clock | 6:12 am | Vote: 9 0

This is, for reasons unknown, quite sexually-oriented washing-liquid.
Jellychop | 6:19 am | Vote: 1 2

So I’m guessing the woman in the background image is the source of this “germ irruptive.” Well then just look out for her and you won’t have to worry.
Bill Gates | 7:00 am | Vote: 17 0

It must be safe because they didn’t waste any research money on translation.
Chris | 7:07 am | Vote: 11 0

Sounds like an endorsement for “Abstinence Only.”
iLock | 8:42 am | Vote: 8 4

Take a shower on every day …..or else it gets the hose again… in the front and the back!

I say-WHAT?
iLock | 8:45 am | Vote: 5 2

The text on the right sounds like drunken engrish ramblings.
Seventy2rd o clock | 8:48 am | Vote: 6 0

Duanshu or Dianshu Liquid Can: man wash or lady wash?
Eccekio | 8:57 am | Vote: 4 0

One would wonder. How? If they have to read all this jazz first. They ever had time to produce, nigh on 1.5 billion Chinese.
iLock | 9:01 am | Vote: 13 0

Is this dish-washing liquid?
Because I don’t think my dishes are getting it on when I close dishwasher door.
iLock | 9:02 am | Vote: 11 0

I still have no peace of mide…
Kitsune | 9:11 am | Vote: 4 1

Anti-Aids soap? What a breakthrough
Eccekio | 9:15 am | Vote: 18 1

A young Chinese named Wong,
Put some Dianshu on his dong,
But it shrank his great treasure,
For at the last measure,
Mr Wong’s dong was two inches long.
PenPen | 10:47 am | Vote: 2 0

… O sweet Jesus! ……

just when you thought no further fun could be had at Easter…..

i darent open my mouth
alexmagnus | 10:51 am | Vote: 8 0

“Do you return the iso-WHAT?”. Hm, I always thought sex is supposed to return an iso-WHO!
jjhitt | 4:41 pm | Vote: 8 1

I’m Czar Nicolas and I approve this product for tender Romanov feeling.
Chuck | 4:51 pm | Vote: 4 0

Cent of the man wash and lady wash.

Translation : Penny for your thoughts on this product.
Chuck | 4:57 pm | Vote: 5 1

@iLock : Don’t confuse the washing-up liquid with the washing-down liquid.
Bridget | 6:33 pm | Vote: 4 1

“in the front AND the back”……iso-WHAT?!?!
Gretchen | 6:36 pm | Vote: 3 0

Yeah…I can just hear Herpes germs saying “OH CRAP! NOT DAINSHU WASHING LIQUID!!!”
RT | 7:10 pm | Vote: 2 1

e.coli… you are NOT the father [/maury]
iLock | 4:48 am | Vote: 1 0

@Chuck: Ah true, I didn’t think of that! Haha
Greg | 8:14 pm | Vote: 0 0

Hey I returned the iso-WHAT yesterday and still got the sexually transmitted disease germ in the front and the back. I wan’t a refund!
Seventy2rd o clock | 2:05 am | Vote: 0 0

Man wash or lady wash – iso-heathy for bady!
Brian | 12:11 pm | Vote: 0 1

Baby, I’m a about to give you a piece of mide from the front… AND from the back!
Brian | 12:11 pm | Vote: 1 2

I-so haawwwwwwny.
anchor | 9:16 pm | Vote: 0 0

I just can’t bring myself to return the iso-WHAT.
iLock | 2:58 am | Vote: 0 0

♪♫ They call me Mr. Romontic totally fontostic! ♪♫
Boctor Poo | 8:05 am | Vote: 0 0

I want this to protect my germs.
Mista Bob Dobalina | 2:50 am | Vote: 0 0

Don’t return iso-what. There are crackdowns on file sharing, Just download it and then log off the torrent.
catlurver | 10:26 pm | Vote: 1 0

The iso…WHAT?! NOW I’M CREEPED OUT!
catlurver | 10:28 pm | Vote: 0 0

Wait…what about oral sex? Ah, crap! Now I can’t have clean sex!