Fujieda Coffee is PEOPLE! It’s made of people!

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   faulty wiring | 4:11 am |  Vote: 34   0  

   Another delicious product from Oedipus’s Kitchen

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   Algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: 6   0  

   Japanese mothers just like civit cats.

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   faulty wiring | 4:12 am |  Vote: 28   1  

   CILD – Coffee I Like to Drink

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   FatKenney | 4:17 am |  Vote: 28   0  

   On a related note, the Japanese Father is being held without bail and has been charged with first degree murder and conspiracy to commit murder, as well as several health code violations. Enjoy your coffee.

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   Eduard | 4:21 am |  Vote: 18   0  

   In case you did not understand the concept of “body juice”: HERE IT IS !!

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   Rm | 4:22 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   I will rather drink beer and prefer the taste of Japanese father

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   Terri | 4:30 am |  Vote: 30   0  

   Yo mama is so tasty I have her every morning.

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   Terri | 4:40 am |  Vote: 12   1  

   Yo mama is so hot. I put her between my thighs for the ride into work today and now I have burn scars.

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   Jazzy | 4:51 am |  Vote: 6   0  

   Good To The Last Drop

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    SF | 5:30 am |  Vote: 8   1  

    Tastes like chicken.

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    Eccekio | 5:41 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    Coffee for the people of the people by the people. Coffee for the glorious proletariat.

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    jjhitt | 6:09 am |  Vote: 23   0  

    Mother Of All Coffees.

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    jjhitt | 6:11 am |  Vote: 15   0  

    A cappuccino incesto, please.

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    xila31 | 6:13 am |  Vote: 6   1  

    Mother knows best…

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    d17nk | 6:18 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    one cup of homebrew japanese mother please.

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    Salome | 6:19 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Smells of effluvium.

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    ben | 6:54 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    The official Pantone designation for their logo color is “soylent green”.

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    Chris | 7:21 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    I take it “mother…” is just half the word…

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    Big Fat Cat | 7:53 am |  Vote: 5   1  

    Mother Taster is the new trend. Mother Fooker is out.

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    Tong | 8:35 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    1. Kopi luwak is one of the world’s most expensive coffee. It is made from the beans of coffee berries which have been eaten by the Asian Palm Civet, then passed through its digestive tract.
    2. Fujieda cofffee is stored in willing Japanese mothers, for the unique motherly taste, with distinct Japanese flavour.

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    jjhitt | 8:36 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    Sorry Charlotte, Fujieda wants mothers who taste good, not mothers with good taste.

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    demondude777 | 8:45 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    Brought to you by MILF Products Inc.

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    Kitsune | 9:56 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    Would you like some breast milk in your cofee?

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    Grifter | 10:58 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    Oh, momma! You certainly put the creme in my coffee

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    Lora | 11:15 am |  Vote: 11   5  

    A mother is is much like coffee. They can be strong and sweet, or they can be cold and bitter. They can make you feel all warm, or they can make you feel jittery and nervous. My mother belongs in Descriptions 1 and 3. Happy Early Mother’s Day!

    …I should get a job at Hallmark.

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    coffeebot | 1:34 pm |  Vote: 8   1  

    Mmmmm… submissive aroma, obedient aftertaste. Only comes in one size

    Waiting for the Taste of a Japanese Father

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    bakufun | 3:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    …I guess that’s the reason they promote breastfeeding.
    “Breastfeeding is still best for babies.”

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    Lollerskate | 8:23 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Waiter!… Hold the milk, thank you very much.

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    iLock | 12:10 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    Coffee for real MILF lovers!

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    Troels | 1:52 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    From the makers of Soylent Green…

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    One Mother coffee with taste, please.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    ”Mommy, this coffee tastes weird…!”

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    coffeebot | 8:09 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    “Mommy, this coffee tastes… like you

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    Oriantic | 9:24 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    hmmm … yummy mommy

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    A Non-Y Mouse | 9:52 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    MILP – Mom I’d Like to Percolate.

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    Keith R | 9:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    In 30 minutes your thirsty again.

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    scars | 8:29 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    For anyone who want’s to have a Japanese mother, the real way… Note: Please wear baby hat & diapers!

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 3:24 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    The taste of the japanese mother. Is like

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    pikapal | 9:14 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Word to the Japanese mother!

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 3:05 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Please taste the japanese mother before living.

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    Michael Jones | 1:31 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    We use many different brands of Milf

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    Boctor Poo | 8:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    So Tea is made of Japanese Father?

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    DragonLady | 2:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    a taste of dad’s honey

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