Laymens’ Lenses

posted on 8 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

One size fits most.

Photo courtesy of Declan Gavin.
Found in China.

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  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aristocrat glasses on top floor

  2. faulty wiring | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Glasses for the masses

  3. Algernon | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Glasses for the riff raff

  4. faulty wiring | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, do you have any Smash the Bourgeoisie contact lenses? The arms of my Maoist Workers Paradise bifocals have broken

  5. FatKenney | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We can absolutely guarantee you will not look outstanding.

  6. FatKenney | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our eyewear is revolutionary. French revolutionary.

  7. Algernon | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Glasses without fanfare

  8. xila31 | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Elton John doesn’t shop here.

  9. DrLex | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This shop must be affiliated with the So So hair salon.

  10. Chris | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Common People Glasses are made of people!

  11. Lollerskate | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They didn’t know that the distinguished people glasses are just called “Monocles”…

  12. Classic Steve | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s why the Clark Kent disguise is so effective.

  13. Eccekio | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These glasses make all women look beautiful, and all men look like Brad Pitt. Better than “beer glasses”.

  14. Oliver Slaughter | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man the Plebeian masses have it made: first they get breaks at work and now they get glasses to correct their vision! WHERE WILL IT END!

  15. demondude777 | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no sir, we cant help you. You might want to try Pesant Glasses across the tracks…

  16. coffeebot | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Join Fashion’s race to the middle!

  17. Chuck | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why look Distinguished when you can be Indistinguishable ?

  18. faulty wiring | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This place stinks! They told me to take my 7′ three legged son with one eye, twelve fingers and a hump to the Uncommon People Glasses shop!

  19. Pete | 5:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, the proletariat making spectacles of themselves.
    I mean, for themselves.

  20. Andy | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Amish endorsed, helping you stay plain

  21. jjhitt | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I see people. Common people.

  22. Mr. S. | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “… ’cause everybody hates a tourist.”

  23. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next stop: Vulgar Foot Wear.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These glasses are so so… so wonderfull !!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come on, people…!

  26. emily | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aristocrats deserve another type of glass — magnifying glass

  27. Juliana | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No Princesses or Divas please!

  28. Steve | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You commoners have glass , Us important people use diamonds..

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it mean the champagne glasses are out of question?!

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I will not buy this glasses. It is scratched.

  31. phoenixx | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    who said that? i can’t see

  32. Julie | 12:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s answer to Wal-mart Vision Centers.

  33. K Chang | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, the translation on this one is perfectly accurate. :) Bai-Shin, literally “one hundred surnames/clans” is a common expression for “people”. So “common people” is perfect translation. :)

  34. Brian | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever since one of those blasted Common People’s Lenses moved in to town, my property value has decreased considerably. I’m going to have to relocate to a different side of town… hopefully next to an Aristocrat’s Lenses.

  35. ridgeedidge | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kate Middleton dosen’t shop here anymore

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