No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight

posted on 5 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Geza Bohus.
Flashlight from China.

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  1. jazzy | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Wow! I’m speechless.

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can use this to tan my skin with the benefits of improving my health.

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I would use that if Shu Jin has an IQ of 190.

  4. SF | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Endorsed by Ann Coulter.

  5. FatKenney | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Anything that makes the hand work brain spirit HAS to be good.

  6. dangevin | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Destroy the opponent metacarpal bone, and the rest will follow.” -Sun Tzu

  7. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pinch the darkness, rhythmically, until it bleeds light.

  8. jjhitt | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Um… does it say anything about making light?

  9. krysto4 | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just pinch it. already!

  10. FatKenney | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    p.s. Don’t forget to pinch.

  11. jjhitt | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It will help cerebrum memory effect … if I could just remember where I put the damn thing.

  12. Tommy | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She auspiciously sells see shells by the aspect pattern.

  13. Algernon | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    auspiciously heathy product

  14. faulty wiring | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To think I’ve wasted my life with study and exercise when all I really needed was a $2 dynamo lamp!

  15. Jellychop | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But who’s Bady and why is this healthy for him?

  16. xila31 | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Pinch here for auto-eject action!

  17. Terri | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My buddy got pinched for stealing a case of these from the loading dock at Wal-Mart.

  18. DrLex | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did we mention that you need to pinch it?

  19. coffeebot | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also endorsed by the 4H Crub:
    Healthy of Bady
    Healthy of Brain Spirit
    Healthy of Hand Pinchs
    Healthy of Shu Jin’s Invigorate

  20. coffeebot | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they always say…
    Early to Bed
    Early to Rise
    Makes the Hand Work Brain Spirit and Harmoniously Promotes Cerebrum Memory

  21. Chris | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s easier to curse the darkness than understand the instructions.

  22. demondude777 | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, this is a little too complicated. I think I will go back to batteries and 24-hour fitness.

  23. TS | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After reading this my cerebrum nees a spa vacation.

  24. Someone | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    *Uses hand slightly in rythm*
    ‘Aaaaaah yeah… I feel the “illumination” coming…”

  25. B | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it puts the light on or else…

  26. Oliver Slaughter | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man I tried everything and nothing worked! Now thanks to the No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight: my skin glows, people think i’m a brighter person and I can see in the dark. My health and vitality are at their highest ever!

  27. Chuck | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I use it, like, frequently.

  28. Lovintheengrish | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ow! It just pinched my imagination!

  29. Eccekio | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @dangevin. Get to know your opponent Metacarpal bone first. Find out its weaknesses, Then to defeat it without a battle, is a greater victory. Tsun Tzu.

  30. Ian | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HEATHY FOR BADY, YOURS ONE CHOICE!

  31. DragonLady | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How does this rate on the FENG SHUI meter?

  32. weiner | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know GE made torches!

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not any power supply, nothing pollution on the environment.
    No electrical healthy of flashlight.

    It’s complicated.
    But we know it’s because of that non-hole of water thing.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After a few days of studying quantum physics, philosophy, Chaos theory and The Meaning of Life, one can figure out the ‘use method’ is really simple:

    1. Pull out to pinch the hand lock handle.
    2. Pinch the hand pinching.
    3. Put the hand pinching with the finger.
    4. And voila: the hand is pinch in the use!

    Now let’s Heathy for Bady!

  35. emily | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now, please take what it says with a pinch of salt !

  36. Jeff | 8:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WILL YOU QUIT PINCHING ME???!!!

  37. Mar | 8:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But what about the hand-pinching?! Can no one explain this to me?!!

  38. combat_rock | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When it comes to pinching I DO IT FOR MYSELF!

  39. wow | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes the hand work brain spirit…? A torch or fleshlight?

  40. mee-mee | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoa… I’m, like, totally seeing sea shells…

  41. Lollerskate | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re trying selling me a flashlight that attracts to all baddy? Inspiration in the Batman baddy detector! Awesome! 😀

  42. Bady | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Bady and I approve this flashlight.

  43. iLock | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I not not understand this…

  44. iLock | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, it was my one choice to have ‘Heathy’ Ledger as the bady in The Dark Knight!

  45. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    New Science: Developing new technologies of pinching the hand only heathy.

  46. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PS: This is really… I mean REALLY… one of the best Engrishes of me!
    I dyed laughing.
    Bady.

  47. FatKenney | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    IF you want my bady, AND you think I’m heathy, C’mon baby let me know.

    -with apologies to Rod Stewart.

  48. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pinching the several times: an islent illumination approaching.
    Invigorating the circulation of blood.

    But still no electrical healthy of flashlight.

  49. DowRoll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow…. i almost peed my pants.. I’m amazed, they didnt get a single sentence right :O

  50. iLock | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Need not not any power supply’
    Is that a triple negative?

    So you don’t need it or ….!!??

  51. iLock | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tutts mah badyy!!

  52. Austin Kendall | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Heathy for Bady>” Heath Ledger for Btaman

  53. Boctor Poo | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know General Electric made torches.

  54. Laura | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For a complete cerebrum health protection workout, use with another new product science and technology product… Shake Weight!

  55. JohnZ | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mine one choice for achieving use effect. You let be sure about it that.

  56. MK | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Syntax challenge

  57. MK | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this bady talk or syntax challenge?

  58. DragonLady | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    truly enlightening

  59. Gerson | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I give up… no thumbs of the green up for me.

  60. Spanglish | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know than “hand work” could estimulate the brain spirit and also be harmoniously and promotes brain memory and brain health benefits.

  61. Jerome | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Redolent of the Scottish Highlands to all wrongdoers. #Heathyforbady The rest of us get nothing.

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