Ooh, nice traction you got there…

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   Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Just give them a nice smile.

2. 

   Jay | 4:07 am |  Vote: 45   0  

   All of you listen to mee,
   Don’t park here,
   I will call police catch you,
   Don’t come to my bangolow
   house, understand, O.K.
   I hate all of you
   But your hair looks cute like that.

3. 

   Tong | 4:11 am |  Vote: 9   0  

   All city parking officers are now equipted with stanley knives and hammer.

4. 

   Eduard | 4:12 am |  Vote: 37   0  

   We don’t need no adulation
   We don’t need no car control
   No dark sarcasm in the parking lot
   Man, leave those cars alone
   Hey, man, leave those cars alone!
   All in all your just another wise tire in the wall !

5. 

   jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: 10   0  

   I just love your rims.

6. 

   Stopchicks | 4:27 am |  Vote: 14   0  

   …and car wall be toad.

7. 

   jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: 14   0  

   The wise tire always favors fullness over flattery.

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   jjhitt | 4:36 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   (That tyre spelling just looks SO WRONG… ya’ll need to spell like ‘merkins.)

   Tyre, Tyre, burning bright, Bet you wont park there tonight.

9. 

   iLock | 4:56 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   “Other Wise Tyres Wall”

   Translation:

   Other wise your tyres will go directly to our Tyre Wall of Fame.
   Be Flattered

   Ohh, then what’s the risk…?

10. 

    Meh | 5:02 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    

    So, a wise tyre huh? Get over there

11. 

    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:20 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    If I were such a wise tyre I would be flattered as well.

12. 

    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Mirrow, mirrow on the wise tyres wall ….

13. 

    xila31 | 5:38 am |  Vote: 14   0  

    Oh, a wise tyre eh? Nyuk, nyuk. (slap slap, poke in eyes, hit on head with frying pan.)

14. 

    Eccekio | 7:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    After the tyre has been flattered, it iwill need to be inflattered again. For tyre inflattering inflammation please read tyre speculation chart on inside of door for inforation.

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    Classic Steve | 7:45 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Here’s a wise tyre for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PUi0UuT1-I

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 8:03 am |  Vote: 5   2  

    I’m tyred…

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    Yugan Dali | 9:01 am |  Vote: 7   2  

    oh wise tyre, we admire your wall so much!
    PS:> tyre is the British spelling of tire. Them Brits never did learn how to spell properly.

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    Jellychop | 9:55 am |  Vote: 25   0  

    A flattered tyre will soon get an inflated ego.

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    combat_rock | 10:26 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Thankfully the car on the right has his anti-flattery sheild on. I shudder to think what sorts of compliments the one on the left will get though.

20. 

    S minnow | 10:45 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Good Year? More like BEST Year!

21. 

    Tom P. | 11:07 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    I never tyre of your flattery.

22. 

    S minnow | 11:48 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    It is actually a good threat because, as you know, flattery will get you nowhere.

23. 

    RT | 2:55 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    i didn’t know the bridgestone man was really old spice guy…

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 2:01 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Caution: unwise tyres will be accursed.

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    emily | 12:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Parking for unwise tyres and their nincompoop owners only!

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