School decided to keep exotic dancing

Barbie Queen! Pow! Blinnng! Vroooomm Barf, Zap! Boing Sexy, Bady! Bastard! Choke! Poooo

Punish the pussy queen paw paw

Translated: punish the sexy queen with the paw pussy, then write notes about it!

My little kitty has finally reached puberty

Ideal for:
Grandma’s shopping list
junior’s first doodle
preparing your church sermon
writing a eulogy for poor old Mrs. Jones
sending notes to your children’s teachers to explain why they were late for class
writing letters to the editor of the watchtower
expressing your sympathies to the Smith family for the loss of their cat
…and many more

Question: Well, you know what the question is.

Answer: Because of Kodansha listing “Cat” as the one and only definition of the word!

The Queen, and my cat, are not impressed.

Cool! My invitation to the Royal Wedding is here!

For our future generations: violent stationery with prominent sex appeal – cats related. Set includes:
– Razor ruler
– 9-inch-blade scissors
– Heavy-duty stapler
– Sharpened cat’s paw
No ink is included in this stationery – please use the remaining blood to make notes.

And that’s just the stationery – you don’t want to see the stickers.

“We’re the #1 supplier of fetish office supplies.”

Nothing like naked nubile nekos needing new notepads.

Stationary for the dominatrix in your life.

Adult engrish anyone?

Caution: 100% Sixteen Boy compatible.

Education is the key to success, oh… maybe seduction as well.

@FatKenney : Are those matching stickers self-adhesive ?

“I am the paw queen, and I can do anything.” — J. Morrison

Cat Fight! Everyone take notes.

Including the ‘use method’ will you have to enjoy:
1. Pinch the Queen of sensitive areas only eventually.
2. Keep the Queen in the pinch.
3. Make sure it is not died. Ha-ha!
4. Don’t make bad thing, for god’s sake it is toy.
5. The Paw! is to put with the Queen until ‘Meow’.
6. Queen pinches.
7. Ouch!

connects the words we get:

The sexy pussy queen meow!!
Punish paw queen
Popi cab – 10 letters 5 envelopes

translate in layman’s terms:

The women whom like to call herself queen with sexy pussy, sits in Popi cab and got punished by the cab driver with 10 letters 5 envelopes and a paw.

I just know it is electric; don’t ask me if the paw has remote control or not.

Goodbye Hello Kitty. Hello Sexy Queen Pussy.

Sexy Pussy Queen is Top of Cool!

Well, HELLO Kitty! ; >) I’ve got a “pencil” to go with your “paper”
@Duck- I thought the same thing! @jjhitt-Winner of best caption

Of the Jeffree Star kind

Sexual Battery 101: be sure to take notes!

By the “Meow!”, it’s obvious that by “Pussy” they meant “pussycat”.

Meet Queen “Punish Paw” and her First Maid “Sexy Pussy”

All Japanese movie makers are writing down ideas.