12oz Tankers

posted on 15 May 2011 in Chinglish, Toys

Aluminum can’t…


Photos courtesy of Joshua Mulhall.
Toy trucks from China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sspearance funny it looks like a truck, One that shakes when it moves.

  2. krysto4 | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All juiced up and ready to go…

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution: convulse carefully while it is sold!

  4. Elsys St. Valencia | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s powered by friction, doesn’t that count as perpetual motion?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweet words, but does it come?

  6. DrLex | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of too much friction power, apply lube.

  7. coffeebot | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Artificial Flavor for Instant Aware! High Fructose Corn Syrups for Instant the Energy! Blink of Lights for Convulse Enter! NOVEL!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please sppear only if you’re novel.
    And if you have a good teste.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinesely teste for trucks sppears to be convulsely.

  10. dangevin | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    100% Luice

  11. Jellychop | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Convulse enter!…”

    Great: First Japan gives us Pokemon seizures, now China gives us this.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    100% latest model in 21 centuries…?

  13. GwydionM | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After 21 centuries, it is sold and impressive

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not convulse. Thank you for your sppearance.

  15. Willow Ufgood | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s actually an Optimus Prime with a trailer that can hold a Pepsi bottle or Pepsi cans. (Well, actually they don’t HAVE to be Pepsi…)

    http://www.google.com/search?q=pepsi+optimus+prime&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=pny&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=ivns&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=EPHPTZWLJ4u-sQO-2s2hCw&ved=0CD8QrQQ&biw=1920&bih=967

  16. Lora | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure your can of carbonated beverage is empty or the convulsing enter of the toy will messily exit all over you!

  17. faulty wiring | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It is purchased & depressive to appear in the Christmas stocking

  18. faulty wiring | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tired of being refused a heavy truck licence due to a meaningless but nonetheless life-threatening & incapacitating seizure disorder? Sick of catching the bus rather than careering out of control down the main drag behind the wheel of a semi whilst in the midst of a grand mal fit? Come to World Express International Vehicle Licensing! Where you MUST convulse to enter!

  19. Big Fat Cat | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t wait until the bulldozer comes out!

  20. Eccekio | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    aaaaaaaaaaaaagET YOUR TRUCKING DRINKS OUT OF HERE!!!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Check our latest impressive juicy models. You will be convulse!

  22. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Add three cans 4Loco and a 40 year old can of Billy Beer.
    CONVULSE!

  23. liam1224 | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your soda travelled a journey of 5 metres across living-room carpet to get here!

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