Photos courtesy of Joshua Mulhall.
Toy trucks from China.
Sspearance funny it looks like a truck, One that shakes when it moves.
All juiced up and ready to go…
Caution: convulse carefully while it is sold!
If it’s powered by friction, doesn’t that count as perpetual motion?
Sweet words, but does it come?
In case of too much friction power, apply lube.
Artificial Flavor for Instant Aware! High Fructose Corn Syrups for Instant the Energy! Blink of Lights for Convulse Enter! NOVEL!
Please sppear only if you’re novel.
And if you have a good teste.
Chinesely teste for trucks sppears to be convulsely.
Great: First Japan gives us Pokemon seizures, now China gives us this.
100% latest model in 21 centuries…?
After 21 centuries, it is sold and impressive
Please do not convulse. Thank you for your sppearance.
There’s actually an Optimus Prime with a trailer that can hold a Pepsi bottle or Pepsi cans. (Well, actually they don’t HAVE to be Pepsi…)
Make sure your can of carbonated beverage is empty or the convulsing enter of the toy will messily exit all over you!
It is purchased & depressive to appear in the Christmas stocking
Tired of being refused a heavy truck licence due to a meaningless but nonetheless life-threatening & incapacitating seizure disorder? Sick of catching the bus rather than careering out of control down the main drag behind the wheel of a semi whilst in the midst of a grand mal fit? Come to World Express International Vehicle Licensing! Where you MUST convulse to enter!
Can’t wait until the bulldozer comes out!
aaaaaaaaaaaaagET YOUR TRUCKING DRINKS OUT OF HERE!!!
Check our latest impressive juicy models. You will be convulse!
Add three cans 4Loco and a 40 year old can of Billy Beer.
Your soda travelled a journey of 5 metres across living-room carpet to get here!
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