Herbert Q Beelzebub, Governor

posted on 25 May 2011 in Chinglish

Old politicians never die, they just go into recess…

Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Sign found in Zhanjiang, China.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what happens when someone forgets to turn of the fun after living.

  2. FatKenney | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Our top story tonight: Reports indicate Donald Trump recently acquired controlling shares of the Pearly Gates in a hostile takeover. Saint Peter has released a statement indicating that he has been fired.

  3. SF | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t even escape through death.

  4. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Heavenly Choir: on | OFF
    Hellish Smoke and Flame: on | OFF
    Valhalla Beer Bust: ON | ON

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a new insurance company own by Warren Buffett

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You will be fine. After life.

  7. Algernon | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not Before

  8. Tong | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Zombie attack?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Before: out of control
    After: life

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ultimate Life Recycling Machine.

  11. xila31 | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But what of the suburban after life?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best of both worlds…?

  13. Eccekio | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Once you sign our work contract , you won’t be able to work for the opposition, even in hell.

  14. Jellychop | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, I know China wants to control its currency but that’s a little extreme even for them.

  15. Kitsune | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And you thought control of the internet was a daunting task.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Various out of control also offered for.

  17. $teve | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beijing cemeteries are getting creative.

  18. Tom P. | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps, an admonition to the Chinese citizenry to invest in gold, rather than T-bills?

  19. Snufkin | 8:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody expects a zombie acquisition!

  20. Long Tom | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whose grave is that? Deng Xiaoping’s?

  21. Xeno | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like the Ventruclan are losing their grip over the masquerade. Or are expanding volently.

  22. B | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    all your base are belong to us..

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