Houthkeeping!

posted on 22 May 2011 in Buildings, Signs

Last time we stayed, my spouth saw a mouth…


Photo courtesy of M. Purcell.
Guesthouth found in Nagasaki, Japan.

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  1. Tong | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Any guest stays for dinner, a free glass of wine and a chocolate moth will be on the houth.

  2. Algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nith beths to sthleep in at a rethonable prithe.

  3. coffeebot | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Conveniently located and affordable; thtaff theemed dithconnected; continental breakfatht was adequate; checkout time theemed a bit early; we gave it only 2 Thtarth.

  4. Jellychop | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where art thou?
    In yonder guesthouth?
    Engrish doth tumbleth from the mouth.
    In north, west, east and south!

  5. FatKenney | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thufferin’ Thuccotash!

  6. xila31 | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, the conthierge dothe not have a lithp. Why do you athk?

  7. Aurastar P. Taijiya | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whath with the lithp? owo;

  8. Chuck | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They don’t advertise. They rely on word of mouse.

  9. Eccekio | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is conveniently located in 21th threet.

  10. Eccekio | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BEWARE of thinewriteers who lithp.

  11. Long Tom | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sylvester’s favorite place to stay!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Various guesthrooms offered for. No fethuses, thou.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guesthouth regulathions:

    1. Keep islenth of manners.
    2. Before come into the guesthouth please for the room pay.
    3. If thou have things in the room stay.
    4. The thoilet musth keep claen.
    5. Don’th walk outh to nigirt.

  14. ben | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended by four out of five Igors.

  15. Kitsune | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Houth? Do they make us cut open a tonton with a ligthsaber when we sleep at night?

  16. $teve | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You must have a formidable nigh life if you’re thaying there.

  17. Cecily | 12:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dammit, Yoshiko, the signmakers screwed up! It’s supposed to say “gueththouth”!

  18. qwerty | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK if you have lisp

  19. Hilfy | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps it’s a yous hothtel.

  20. Mark | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pleath don’t make nathty commenth. It ithn’t funny.

  21. Nix | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….afther all, they have a buthneth to run…….
    Houth your daddy ?

  22. sparky | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You should see the one in Fukusaki!

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