I think I prefer American Thai food…
Photo courtesy of Tom Raynes.
Night market stall menu found in Chiang Rai, Thailand.
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I don’t like the mustachioed squid, but I am fond of the bearded clam.
A tiny and a demon moustache squid… mmmmm, Frenchly?
Dammit, they burnt the shrimp again. Every time.
Every the wood beard knows moustache … em.. don’t have a squid!?
The “every the wood” bit would have fit better with the ark shell scalding!
The squid fire behind the counter goes nicely with the shrimp.
I found the squid a bit hairy for my tastes
The wood? So sea food IS an aphrodisiac, after all !
The squid, the demon, the ark shell: the wood beard fries every.
I’ll have one medium rare… aw damn! They did it again.
Mu-wa-ha-ha ! The demon moustache squid roasts again !
‘The ark shell burns. Please, hurry up!’
‘Excellent, Sir. Would you like a fire extinguisher with that?’
The Ark shell? Now I finally locate the lost Ark but it’s burned.
Would you like eyebrows with that?
Waiter, there’s a demon moustache in my soup!
Excuse me. Do you have roasted chicken lips?
Warning from Noah: the Ark shell scalds and burns. Do not touch the outside of the Ark or your species will not survive the Great Flood.
Well, it’s an obvious result of squids getting too personal with men Thailandly…
The swimming beard knows; the moustache squid roasts.
Looks like a good place for Screwtape to propose a toast.
It puts the moustache on its squid or else it gets the scald again.
Got a warning from the Health Department: they weren’t storing the demons at the proper temperature.
“The shrimp burns.” — This must be the Louisiana part of Thailand.
And thus Satan sent one of his minions, a demon moustache squid, to burn down Noah’s ark. Unfortunately, its moustache was too tiny, and thus, Noah was able to stop the fire from burning the ark’s shell completely.
I use to like the bearded clams…especially, the strips! But then, they included the legs, arms and hips…then it became really expensive…yikes!!
Side effects of eating the squid may include a temporary demonic possession and unusual growth of facial hair. Contact your exorcist right away if possession lasts more than four hours or have thoughts of burning down Noah’s Ark.
Squids, Demons and Burning Shrimp! And you have to ask what happened to my mustache?
Noah’s Log FloodDate 2345.9
Attacked by flaming shrimp. Minor shell damage.
Suspect that first mate is getting too personal with the sheep.
(I guess that’s why they call him that.)
Keep those meetballs away from my wood.
Got tiny squid roasts?
The squid does not like moustaches!
SQUID FIRE
The Demon Moustache Squid is out to get you, and he will roast you!
Demon moustache?! I was wondering what happened to Magnum P.I.!!!
Yeah, hon, you don’t want your mustache to become cannibalistic…
Look out! The meatballs got a gun!
Those fried meatballs really gave me the wood!
The shrimp burns! The goggles, they do NOTHING!!!!
lemembel, kids! moustache is tiny squid loasts!
place the meatballs near a LAW meat and it’ll get burned! xxD
(I decided not to go with the flow, because there is no need to mention squids with sinister facial hair any more… xxD
S & M fast food.