I’ll take a dozen dozen

posted on 11 May 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Big top style: Size 28 wide, yellow and red stripes, and squeaks with every step.

Photo courtesy of Verona B.
“Authenticity Card” that came with replica Louboutin shoes.

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Algernon | 4:02 am | Vote: 3 0

Amazing shoes that lengthen the leg. What next legs all the way to the neck.
SF | 4:13 am | Vote: 6 0

And does the high-heeled version make rich rich?
jjhitt | 4:15 am | Vote: 3 0

@Algernon: Not only do they lengthen the leg. They make the top bigger.
jjhitt | 4:16 am | Vote: 7 0

Do not watch arc. Wear eye protection.
jjhitt | 4:18 am | Vote: 20 0

Click the heels three times and say “There’s no place like waterproof waterproof home”.
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am | Vote: 7 0

Echolalia classic classic, Inc.
Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am | Vote: 11 0

I don’t need Taiwan to release my friction. I want to maintain my traction.
Classic Steve | 6:29 am | Vote: 21 0

Doubly waterproof, but not doubly proofread.
Tong | 6:56 am | Vote: 4 0

Oh wow! That is a big big pair shoes to fill.
Chris | 7:09 am | Vote: 3 0

You won’t need them if your legs already go all the way up.
Yugan Dali | 7:24 am | Vote: 6 0

Well, if this authenticity card does not allay your doubts, you are really just too suspicious!
faulty wiring | 7:46 am | Vote: 10 0

The Project: To rebrand mis-matched carny galoshes as haute coutre.

The Contractor: A randomly selected cocaine fueled advertising executive

The Result: ‘Slender yet beautifully thick waterproof waterproof shoes with friction releasing arc buffering for increased comfort & visible leg lengthening, whilst maintaining a repeatedly slender slender type of intimacy that is nonetheless ubiquitous in the interrelated families of Europe & the USA.’

The Outcome: Charlie Sheen orders 50 000 pairs & asks for ‘facetime’ with the designer
Kitsune | 7:51 am | Vote: 4 0

You love shoes long time…
DrLex | 9:13 am | Vote: 2 0

Ma Ying-jeou is in charge of thick waterproof waterproof Taiwan.
Snufkin | 9:17 am | Vote: 5 0

Reflect the style of the Big Top! Get your clown shoes today!
Lollerskate | 9:18 am | Vote: 4 0

It seems that Jacob Two-Two isn’t doing very well nowadays…
toidhh22 | 10:47 am | Vote: 1 0

Big top style shoes. Dang, I almost passed an entire sandwich through my nose on that one!
Eccekio | 10:58 am | Vote: 4 1

Like most female footwear – Christian Lobotomy shoes.
jjhitt | 12:48 pm | Vote: 8 0

Scotty, More Power!
Captn’ I canna buffer to pre-charge the arc!
Stopchicks | 4:39 pm | Vote: 2 0

Fully pre-charge-of-arc buffered, and definitely top of clown!
Silly Uncle Willy | 4:40 pm | Vote: 4 0

The official shoes of Little Caesers. Pizza! Pizza!
Seventy2rd o clock | 12:11 am | Vote: 3 0

Christian Louboutin = authentical shoes.
Christian Louboution = a bit less authentical shoes.
Anon | 10:17 am | Vote: 3 0

In the end, I chose to leave Big Top America for waterproof waterproof Taiwan.
Take2 | 4:20 pm | Vote: 2 0

While walking in my new Christian Louboutins I hear calliope music.
- Bozo
Sonny | 6:38 pm | Vote: 1 0

What an epic brand name.
iLock | 6:55 pm | Vote: 0 0

What what?
Miladydoyle | 6:23 am | Vote: 0 0

Clown nose NOT included!