It is confused…

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   Eduard | 4:06 am |  Vote: 23   1  

   It doesn’t do a very good job, then!

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   Eduard | 4:10 am |  Vote: 16   0  

   (White Men Can’t Jump, 1991):

   - It happened again. I lost the money.
   - You want to run that by me one more time?
   - It happened again.
   - …….. It?! No! No, Billy. What the f*** is “it, it, it”? There is no “it.” It is you! You happened again! Damn it, Billy!

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:12 am |  Vote: 11   0  

   Don’t touch the bushes anymore!

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   Algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: 29   0  

   Sounds more like adult engrish

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   Algernon | 4:16 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   The sign ahead says don’t walk on the grass

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   jjhitt | 4:16 am |  Vote: 16   3  

   There’s a sign-post up ahead. Your next stop… the hose again.

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   jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: 17   0  

   Ma’am… I do believe you play a part in the “it slips out” bit.

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   jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: 28   0  

   It passes this ahead
   It passes this behind
   It slips it out and shakes it all about.
   You’re doing the Hokey-Pokey.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: 6   0  

   What is it: unintentional, slippery and tricky … ?

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    liam1224 | 4:27 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    You know it has a medical condition!

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    faulty wiring | 4:37 am |  Vote: 20   0  

    I can get you a tablet for that

12. 

    FatKenney | 4:53 am |  Vote: 17   0  

    Like throwing a pickle down a hallway.

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    DrLex | 5:03 am |  Vote: 12   0  

    So much anticipation for nothing.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:17 am |  Vote: 19   0  

    Dear Sign,
    Thank you for understanding.

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    Tong | 5:32 am |  Vote: 12   0  

    …and she is not happy about that…

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    xila31 | 5:39 am |  Vote: 32   0  

    It’s just not that into you…

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    Jellychop | 6:28 am |  Vote: 13   0  

    Mowed down by Turfus interruptus.

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    Kitsune | 6:29 am |  Vote: 6   1  

    Franky says Relax….

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    Kitsune | 6:47 am |  Vote: 9   1  

    It passes… but Kobe intercepts… he shoots he scores.

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    Chris | 7:04 am |  Vote: 10   4  

    Apparently this time it doesn’t get the hose…

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    A Non-Y Mouse | 8:41 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    I blame whoever asked it to pass the dang sign ahead. Couldn’t they see it was busy?

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    Eccekio | 9:14 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    Always a problem when you mix too much alcohol with sex.

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    Jay | 9:21 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    The nearer your destination the more it slips out and doesn’t come.

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    demondude777 | 9:27 am |  Vote: 5   1  

    It is a silent stinker….

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    Prevaricator Covington | 12:36 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Now it places the lotion in the basket …

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 2:12 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    Wrong approach?

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    $teve | 3:46 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    The grass must have taken the Chinese national attestation…

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    what | 5:33 am |  Vote: 2   3  

    it passes her mouth, but slips out and doesn’t come.

    the solution is easy:
    suck harder!

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    QiMaer | 5:46 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Everything is nothing. Man, I’m so lost…

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    kor | 2:43 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Whoever wrote that must a sexpert, involving key words such as head, slip out and doesn’t come.

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    iLock | 4:35 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    It gets on the Mama and it doesn’t come.

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    garudamon11 | 2:21 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    It passes this ahead, it slips out, and thne it gets the hose again

33. 

    Long Tom | 4:36 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    “It” perhaps being The Great Pumpkin?

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    spockahontas | 9:44 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Then it puts the lotion in the basket…

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    bananana | 7:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It puts the lotion in the basket…

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    Nate | 6:22 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    >_> “because i got high because i got high because i got hiiiiiiiiigh!”

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