Breast or thigh?

posted on 20 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Lightly aged, very sassy…

Photo courtesy of Sam Spooky.
Menu found in Phuket, Thailand.

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  1. FatKenney | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Make mine a double.

  2. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm with peas and grilled lemon.

  3. FatKenney | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think that the fact this menu was spotted in a place called Phuket only makes it better.

  4. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mon dieu!

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What the heck with the French chick doing in Thailand? I want genuine local Thai chicks.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    French chick is best served with ThaiCock

  7. FatKenney | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Femme du jour.

  8. FatKenney | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waiter, are these French chicks fresh? Mine smells funny.”

  9. jjhitt | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop playing with your food!

  10. jjhitt | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “We do chicken right…”

  11. Chuck | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

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  12. Chuck | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

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  13. Chuck | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Formidable.

    ( I can’t enter the double <<

  14. xila31 | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can tell she’s high maintenance, insisting they say “platter” instead of “plate.”

  15. dangevin | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Then those must be Chick Peas in the back.

  16. Eduard | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    French kissing mandatory!

  17. Chris | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @dangevin: Good one!

  18. jjhitt | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your life with chick in the frenchly style.

  19. Kitsune | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Le’ Solylent Vert

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bon Appétit

  21. jjhitt | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I told her to go easy on that eye and lip remover.

  22. Lora | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She finds the nighf life formidabl, oui?

  23. GwydionM | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A favourite of Mr Dominique Strauss-Kahn. (But not on the menu at Rikers Island.)

  24. priest's wife | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Not an old hen”

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I will have mine in leather, please!

  26. Mista Bob Dobalina | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful, might explode…

  27. Long Tom | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This menu would have been more appropriate for Vietnam or any other nation that was formerly part of French Indochina. (Thailand is the only Southeast Asian nation never to have been colonized by any European country.)

  28. Kai | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s hair on it….

  29. sparky | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    goûts grande

  30. Pim | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t help but wonder what the arrow at the bottom points to.

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