Breast or thigh?

posted on 20 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Lightly aged, very sassy…

Photo courtesy of Sam Spooky.
Menu found in Phuket, Thailand.

30 captions

  1. FatKenney | 4:12 am |

    Make mine a double.

  2. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    Hmm with peas and grilled lemon.

  3. FatKenney | 4:14 am |

    I think that the fact this menu was spotted in a place called Phuket only makes it better.

  4. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    Mon dieu!

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:45 am |

    What the heck with the French chick doing in Thailand? I want genuine local Thai chicks.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:46 am |

    French chick is best served with ThaiCock

  7. FatKenney | 4:48 am |

    Femme du jour.

  8. FatKenney | 4:50 am |

    “Waiter, are these French chicks fresh? Mine smells funny.”

  9. jjhitt | 4:58 am |

    Stop playing with your food!

  10. jjhitt | 4:59 am |

    “We do chicken right…”

  11. Chuck | 6:15 am |

    <>

  12. Chuck | 6:16 am |

    < >

  13. Chuck | 6:17 am |

    Formidable.

    ( I can’t enter the double <<

  14. xila31 | 6:18 am |

    You can tell she’s high maintenance, insisting they say “platter” instead of “plate.”

  15. dangevin | 6:53 am |

    Then those must be Chick Peas in the back.

  16. Eduard | 7:04 am |

    French kissing mandatory!

  17. Chris | 7:15 am |

    @dangevin: Good one!

  18. jjhitt | 7:42 am |

    Your life with chick in the frenchly style.

  19. Kitsune | 8:13 am |

    Le’ Solylent Vert

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:23 am |

    Bon Appétit

  21. jjhitt | 9:18 am |

    I told her to go easy on that eye and lip remover.

  22. Lora | 10:07 am |

    She finds the nighf life formidabl, oui?

  23. GwydionM | 10:44 am |

    A favourite of Mr Dominique Strauss-Kahn. (But not on the menu at Rikers Island.)

  24. priest's wife | 4:23 pm |

    “Not an old hen”

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:58 am |

    I will have mine in leather, please!

  26. Mista Bob Dobalina | 5:08 am |

    Careful, might explode…

  27. Long Tom | 8:17 pm |

    This menu would have been more appropriate for Vietnam or any other nation that was formerly part of French Indochina. (Thailand is the only Southeast Asian nation never to have been colonized by any European country.)

  28. Kai | 2:08 am |

    Waiter, there’s hair on it….

  29. sparky | 4:46 pm |

    goûts grande

  30. Pim | 9:02 am |

    I can’t help but wonder what the arrow at the bottom points to.

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.