Oh, I’m beyond pissed!

posted on 26 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Tammy Sawyer.
Found in Korea.

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  1. beechoak | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 5  

    Like I always say: If you don’t want my pissy attitude then don’t do things that piss me off!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 55  Subtract rating 2  

    Piss off, piss!

  3. Algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 39  Subtract rating 2  

    A sign with feelings.

  4. coffeebot | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 2  

    YOU made me this way!

  5. FatKenney | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Curse those Imflowing dalmations!

  6. FatKenney | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 39  Subtract rating 1  

    Sh*t, on the other hand, fertilize me and make me strong and hearty. Go figure.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 41  Subtract rating 4  

    Pet Song (tribute to)

    Please
    Don’t leave me in piss
    Feels like urinal’s kiss
    Don’t make me like this
    For me there’s no peace
    If I die in piss

    Oh, piss…!

  8. iLock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Piss make me ROR!

  9. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    @FatKenny: That nagative vote was a goof. I fat fingered it.
    Piss on the iPhone’s browser.

  10. jjhitt | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Like the big dog told the little dog: If you can’t eat it or fu┬ęk it, piss on it.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Polite version:
    ‘Pet urinals out of control. Please find appropriate park, lawn or leg. Avoid if refused.’

  12. DrLex | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Mind that they only refuse pet’s piss. I’m going to collect my own liquid waste products for a week and pour them over that sign.

  13. Kitsune | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Are they telling us to piss off?

  14. Kitsune | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    This reminds me of those old signs they use to sell at pool supply stores.

    “Welcome to our ool. You will notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way”

  15. Lora | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    No golden showers for THESE flowers!

  16. Lollerskate | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Jarate!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m sick of being pissed on and off …

  18. Tim | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Urine trouble now!

  19. Stuart | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    If I was a sign, I’d get pissed off with dogs cocking their legs on me.

  20. tengokujin | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    “We don’t want [no stinkin’] dog piss.”
    “My (the plant’s) appearance results from smelly [dog urine].”

  21. Bulgogiman | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Comparing both Korean and English texts, English version is a direct translation from the Korean version most likely a translator software and we all know those softwares are clearly possessed by Satan if anybody here knows more than one language and have used those translator software. The translation does sound werid in English since the two languages are coming from different culture with different colloquial expressions. In Korean however, it sounds normal and even cute to be honest although the software could have used “Urine” instead of “Piss”.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    No Problemo! Stamp! Stamp! Die!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Is this Park Tower’s grave?

  24. Scott | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Its better to be pissed off than pissed on… Unless ur-in to that kind of thing…

  25. Cecily | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ll make you some water you can’t refuse.

  26. Bill Gates | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stuck-up plant!

  27. Eccekio | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And peace on you too.

  28. Eccekio | 11:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.p:

  29. Eccekio | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.P)

  30. TS | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    All I am I owe to Pet’s Piss!

  31. Tom P. | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Explanation for why JALAN RAJA OMAR (aka the Grinch), at 32000 Sitiawan Parkwy, is the way he is.

  32. Bear or bust | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    In English:

    Do not slash the grass, do not take a slash on the grass

  33. Harold Hahn | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Piss PSA.

  34. catlurver | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    NO FLUFFY! NO!…Ah, too late….don’t get mad sign!

  35. adela | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …now if we could just teach all the nice pissy doggies to READ the dign…

  36. adela | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    SIGN…read da bleeping SIGN…is what i meant…..

  37. 504neworleans | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait till they get to Brussels & see the Mannekin…

  38. Erin | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “Um.. I think I must’ve pissed the sign off… it’s refusing to accept my piss….” What does a doggie do in that situation?

  39. jorge | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Peaceful Plants Protest Piss

  40. BrahBrahBrah | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Piss = REJECTED

  41. HerpDerp | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    DAMNIT! My dog pissed. What do I do now?

  42. Henry | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Piss on you!!

  43. IB6UB9 | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Take your pets and PISS OFF already!!!

  44. Tyler | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    First time I’ve seen a sign in dire need of a psychiatrist.

  45. Patrick McReary | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Those are some pissed off plants….

  46. Jerome | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll like this… on Facebook.

  47. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine Colors Of Benepiss

  48. Oocca | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Like everything (including piss), if you like it, you will also likely die from it, because the plant says so. And is in denial. About pet piss.

    Yes. Denial.

  49. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder there’s no piss on Earth

  50. Aram | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it better to be pissed off than pissed on?

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