Oh, I’m beyond pissed!

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   beechoak | 4:12 am |  Vote: 24   5  

   Like I always say: If you don’t want my pissy attitude then don’t do things that piss me off!

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: 59   2  

   Piss off, piss!

3. 

   Algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: 52   2  

   A sign with feelings.

4. 

   coffeebot | 4:40 am |  Vote: 72   2  

   YOU made me this way!

5. 

   FatKenney | 4:53 am |  Vote: 54   4  

   Curse those Imflowing dalmations!

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   FatKenney | 4:54 am |  Vote: 48   2  

   Sh*t, on the other hand, fertilize me and make me strong and hearty. Go figure.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: 33   7  

   Pet Song (tribute to)

   Please
   Don’t leave me in piss
   Feels like urinal’s kiss
   Don’t make me like this
   For me there’s no peace
   If I die in piss

   Oh, piss…!

8. 

   iLock | 5:27 am |  Vote: 7   2  

   Piss make me ROR!

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   jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: 14   2  

   @FatKenny: That nagative vote was a goof. I fat fingered it.
   Piss on the iPhone’s browser.

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    jjhitt | 5:33 am |  Vote: 22   2  

    Like the big dog told the little dog: If you can’t eat it or fu©k it, piss on it.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:44 am |  Vote: 16   2  

    Polite version:
    ‘Pet urinals out of control. Please find appropriate park, lawn or leg. Avoid if refused.’

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    DrLex | 5:48 am |  Vote: 15   3  

    Mind that they only refuse pet’s piss. I’m going to collect my own liquid waste products for a week and pour them over that sign.

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    Kitsune | 8:02 am |  Vote: 11   2  

    Are they telling us to piss off?

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    Kitsune | 8:03 am |  Vote: 24   0  

    This reminds me of those old signs they use to sell at pool supply stores.

    “Welcome to our ool. You will notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way”

15. 

    Lora | 8:03 am |  Vote: 32   2  

    No golden showers for THESE flowers!

16. 

    Lollerskate | 8:30 am |  Vote: 10   0  

    Jarate!

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 8:32 am |  Vote: 9   1  

    I’m sick of being pissed on and off …

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    Tim | 9:54 am |  Vote: 30   0  

    Urine trouble now!

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    Stuart | 10:23 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    If I was a sign, I’d get pissed off with dogs cocking their legs on me.

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    tengokujin | 12:01 pm |  Vote: 4   2  

    “We don’t want [no stinkin'] dog piss.”
    “My (the plant’s) appearance results from smelly [dog urine].”

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    Bulgogiman | 12:02 pm |  Vote: 12   2  

    Comparing both Korean and English texts, English version is a direct translation from the Korean version most likely a translator software and we all know those softwares are clearly possessed by Satan if anybody here knows more than one language and have used those translator software. The translation does sound werid in English since the two languages are coming from different culture with different colloquial expressions. In Korean however, it sounds normal and even cute to be honest although the software could have used “Urine” instead of “Piss”.

22. 

    Big Fat Cat | 12:35 pm |  Vote: 7   0  

    No Problemo! Stamp! Stamp! Die!

23. 

    Seventy2rd o clock | 2:19 pm |  Vote: 9   3  

    Is this Park Tower’s grave?

24. 

    Scott | 2:28 pm |  Vote: 17   0  

    Its better to be pissed off than pissed on… Unless ur-in to that kind of thing…

25. 

    Cecily | 5:21 pm |  Vote: 12   0  

    I’ll make you some water you can’t refuse.

26. 

    Bill Gates | 6:58 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    Stuck-up plant!

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    Eccekio | 10:41 pm |  Vote: 7   0  

    And peace on you too.

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    Eccekio | 11:50 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    @Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.p:

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    Eccekio | 11:51 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    @Cecily. Now. Now. Your invitation makes me feel strangely unsettled.P)

30. 

    TS | 5:56 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    All I am I owe to Pet’s Piss!

31. 

    Tom P. | 4:40 pm |  Vote: 3   3  

    Explanation for why JALAN RAJA OMAR (aka the Grinch), at 32000 Sitiawan Parkwy, is the way he is.

32. 

    Bear or bust | 8:09 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    In English:

    Do not slash the grass, do not take a slash on the grass

33. 

    Harold Hahn | 9:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Piss PSA.

34. 

    catlurver | 3:01 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    NO FLUFFY! NO!…Ah, too late….don’t get mad sign!

35. 

    adela | 5:28 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    …now if we could just teach all the nice pissy doggies to READ the dign…

36. 

    adela | 5:29 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    SIGN…read da bleeping SIGN…is what i meant…..

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    504neworleans | 2:50 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Wait till they get to Brussels & see the Mannekin…

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    Erin | 9:21 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    “Um.. I think I must’ve pissed the sign off… it’s refusing to accept my piss….” What does a doggie do in that situation?

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    jorge | 12:45 pm |  Vote: 6   2  

    Peaceful Plants Protest Piss

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    BrahBrahBrah | 6:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Piss = REJECTED

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    HerpDerp | 4:09 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    DAMNIT! My dog pissed. What do I do now?

42. 

    Henry | 7:43 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Piss on you!!

43. 

    IB6UB9 | 1:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Take your pets and PISS OFF already!!!

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    Tyler | 6:39 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    First time I’ve seen a sign in dire need of a psychiatrist.

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