One teste is never enough

posted on 14 May 2011 in Chinglish

The teste will hit you right in the grapes.


Photo courtesy of Robin Warfel.
Grapes found in Sanya, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Grapes with balls

  2. Chuck | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    He stood there with his hand in his pocket. Glaring.

    He wasn’t angry. Just feeling a little teste.

  3. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Is this a frozen food? That would make them frosticles.

  4. Jellychop | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    …teste fit you well…?

    I didn’t know it was so hard to find good fitting teste.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Testesing, testesing.. No, it’s not chickenses…!

  6. coffeebot | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    ME: Doc, it’s worse
    DOC: How so?
    ME: Look…
    DOC: Worse than I thought–you’ve developed GREEN BALLS

  7. Yugan Dali | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    So he said, “Yeah, well, I never past an English teste in my life, so what do I care? I could care less if they laugh at the hight-quality slogan I wrote for the product,” and I said, “Yeah, yeah, sour grapes.”

  8. Kitsune | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Also known as Beijing oysters

  9. Powerful Entity | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Waiter, two well-fitting delicious testes please.

  10. DrLex | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I think my own testes fit well enough so you can keep your delidious teste, thank you.

  11. xila31 | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    These grapes sure have a lot of balls.

  12. GwydionM | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Green balls are Height-quality food

  13. faulty wiring | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No amount of trying will make me enjoy a mouth full of testes

  14. Eccekio | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    Not recommended for eating above 20,000 feet.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Testeses are delidiously good because they’re made of selected material!
    Now at least try to enjoy them.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    delidious = delirious?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Japanesely teste fits better!

  18. Someone | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I’ll try and enjoy the delicious taste, but I don’t think I can ever enjoy the taste of freshly-plucked testes.

  19. liam1224 | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I taste at least one teste every day!

  20. sparky | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like sour grapes.

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