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One teste is never enough
posted on 14 May 2011 in Chinglish
The teste will hit you right in the grapes.
Photo courtesy of Robin Warfel.
Grapes found in Sanya, China.
(151 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
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Grapes with balls
He stood there with his hand in his pocket. Glaring.
He wasn’t angry. Just feeling a little teste.
Is this a frozen food? That would make them frosticles.
…teste fit you well…?
I didn’t know it was so hard to find good fitting teste.
Testesing, testesing.. No, it’s not chickenses…!
ME: Doc, it’s worse
DOC: How so?
ME: Look…
DOC: Worse than I thought–you’ve developed GREEN BALLS
So he said, “Yeah, well, I never past an English teste in my life, so what do I care? I could care less if they laugh at the hight-quality slogan I wrote for the product,” and I said, “Yeah, yeah, sour grapes.”
Also known as Beijing oysters
Waiter, two well-fitting delicious testes please.
I think my own testes fit well enough so you can keep your delidious teste, thank you.
These grapes sure have a lot of balls.
Green balls are Height-quality food
No amount of trying will make me enjoy a mouth full of testes
Not recommended for eating above 20,000 feet.
Testeses are delidiously good because they’re made of selected material!
Now at least try to enjoy them.
delidious = delirious?
Japanesely teste fits better!
Well, I’ll try and enjoy the delicious taste, but I don’t think I can ever enjoy the taste of freshly-plucked testes.
I taste at least one teste every day!
Sounds like sour grapes.
@sparky: … delidious teste … yeah, you’re right.
Try (to) enjoy these unnaturally green grapes. WARNING: Suitable for making wine.