Peep’n’sleep

posted on 21 May 2011 in Chinglish

White eggshell or brown, sir?


Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Hotel sign spotted in Zhanjiang, China.

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  1. Jay | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    various guestrooms offered for… cheep.

  2. Tong | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, would you like an incubator, a cage, a hen nest or a barn? Please also consider our ourdoor free range facilities…

  3. Algernon | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like plenty of sleep then!

  4. Jellychop | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Various guestrooms offered for…?”

    First crowing of sentence fetus
    Complete grammatical structure not yet

  5. Chuck | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make mine French. SVP.

  6. DrLex | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In other news, Chinese scientists have managed to squeeze a full size rooster inside an ordinary chicken egg shell.

  7. FatKenney | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Food, Fuel, Lodging, Crowing chicken fetuses – next 3 exits.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please hotel offers:

    1. crowing the chicken chick fetus inside of the room crowded. Is recommended
    2. not easily
    3. put everything behind of the

    If is not, various guestrooms please early pay before understanding.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there no way to do it secondly?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No! I don’t want to stay in a room full chicken fetuses.
    Especially if they’re crowing.

  11. jjhitt | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to reserve an omelet for

  12. jjhitt | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Weekend Special
    Two Persons
    Two Nights
    Sunny Side Up

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is their first crowing then…
    Well, Is that of the happiness!

  14. Chris | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, were they trying to say “eggs for breakfast?”

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m totally interstated!

  16. Yugan Dali | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor translator. He didn’t know the word Phoenix, so hey, Chicken is close enough, you know, feathers, that should do, and Fetus is pretty snazzy. But how the heck do you say 體驗? Let’s see, okay, just leave it blank for now and fill it in later…

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    definition by http://www.thefreedictionary.com/

    Noun 1.
    crowing – an instance of boastful talk; “his brag is worse than his fight”;
    “whenever he won we were exposed to his gasconade”

    Adj. 1.
    crowing – exhibiting self-importance; “big talk”

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Therefore: no sleep.

  19. Kitsune | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this aimed at the pro life crowd?

  20. GwydionM | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t count your chicken chick fetus until it is hatched

  21. xila31 | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like an epidural with that guest room?

  22. Lora | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get a side order of dead pig strips with my chicken fetuses, please?

  23. DragonLady | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the French chick performing here?

  24. jjhitt | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like chicken.

  25. jjhitt | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Taking Bed and Breakfast to a whole new level.

  26. Ric | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Quite a mashup of Eraserhead references there….

  27. Bill Gates | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d wondered what happened to the Coneheads after SNL. “Ahhh! The morning meal! Shredded swine flesh.. and fried chicken embryos! Here. Dry citrus.”

  28. d17nk | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    like the old saying goes, don’t put all your chicken fetus in one hotel

  29. Wiglaf | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last one not crowing is a rotten egg!

  30. Josh | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what is this I don’t even..

  31. Viv | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What the hell were they trying to say? Lol. Baffles me the most, this one.

  32. sparky | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh for crowing out loud!

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