Politey-tighty-whities

posted on 23 May 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Brevity is the soul of wit, and briefs are the seat of etiquette.

Photo courtesy of Mike Emerson.
Boxer briefs found in Bangkok.

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can never have enough.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    United Colors of Politeness.

  3. jjhitt | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pardon me, would you mind if I fart?

  4. beechoak | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Underwear for polite conversation.

  5. beechoak | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not polite to laugh.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our product is made for you to be of a brief bottom manner!

  7. FatKenney | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Specially engineered to filter out rude body noises and reduce effluvium.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please note:
    – Slip on carefully in public places
    – Do not to slip down

  9. coffeebot | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Polite Haiku

    he go commando
    unless outline shows of him
    where are your manners?

  10. DrLex | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please be polite, don’t walk around naked.

  11. xila31 | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They are both gas and noise absorbent, but if a toot does sneak through, they say “excuse me” for you, too.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You must ask politely before you enter.

  13. SF | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now part of the uniform at the IMF.

  14. Classic Steve | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not what you’d expect from what we used to call “unmentionables.”

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Briefs who say ‘Hi’

  16. Kitsune | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they say “excuse me” for you when you break wind?

  17. Chuck | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not suitable for a pantie raid. More of a…
    Knock, Knock.
    “Who’s there?”
    “Pantie inspection. May we come in?”

  18. Chris | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t leave home without them.

  19. Cecily | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sorry, sir, but we only carry polite underwear. The adult store down the street should have some rude ones, though.”

  20. Dawn | 8:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer rude panties, myself.

  21. sparky | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll be brief about this.

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