Politey-tighty-whities

posted on 23 May 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Brevity is the soul of wit, and briefs are the seat of etiquette.

Photo courtesy of Mike Emerson.
Boxer briefs found in Bangkok.

21 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    You can never have enough.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    United Colors of Politeness.

  3. jjhitt | 4:15 am |

    Pardon me, would you mind if I fart?

  4. beechoak | 4:17 am |

    Underwear for polite conversation.

  5. beechoak | 4:18 am |

    It’s not polite to laugh.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    Our product is made for you to be of a brief bottom manner!

  7. FatKenney | 4:55 am |

    Specially engineered to filter out rude body noises and reduce effluvium.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    Please note:
    – Slip on carefully in public places
    – Do not to slip down

  9. coffeebot | 5:45 am |

    Polite Haiku

    he go commando
    unless outline shows of him
    where are your manners?

  10. DrLex | 5:55 am |

    Please be polite, don’t walk around naked.

  11. xila31 | 6:00 am |

    They are both gas and noise absorbent, but if a toot does sneak through, they say “excuse me” for you, too.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 6:00 am |

    You must ask politely before you enter.

  13. SF | 6:08 am |

    Now part of the uniform at the IMF.

  14. Classic Steve | 6:41 am |

    Not what you’d expect from what we used to call “unmentionables.”

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:46 am |

    The Briefs who say ‘Hi’

  16. Kitsune | 9:13 am |

    Do they say “excuse me” for you when you break wind?

  17. Chuck | 9:28 am |

    Not suitable for a pantie raid. More of a…
    Knock, Knock.
    “Who’s there?”
    “Pantie inspection. May we come in?”

  18. Chris | 6:25 pm |

    Don’t leave home without them.

  19. Cecily | 12:22 am |

    “Sorry, sir, but we only carry polite underwear. The adult store down the street should have some rude ones, though.”

  20. Dawn | 8:44 pm |

    I prefer rude panties, myself.

  21. sparky | 4:33 pm |

    I’ll be brief about this.

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