The customer scarfs it all down Americanly

posted on 13 May 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

I’m burning Japanesely, I think I’m burning Japanesely…

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.
Menu found in China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks more like a pizza

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Mmmmm… tastily Japanesely!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Irony fries mee,
    irony burns mee,
    it would be tastee…
    like, Japanesely!

  4. xila31 | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 6  

    I think I’m turning Japanesely.

  5. Jellychop | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Excellent! I love frozen burnt foreignly cuisine.

  6. Kitsune | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    The microwave heats the pizza pocket Americanly.

  7. Classic Steve | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    The translator writes the English menu Japanesely.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Irony plate burns.
    Halogen meat shines.
    Swimming beard knows Japanesely.

  9. Lora | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    In China you’d think it would taste more Chinesely.

  10. Yugan Dali | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    recite it out loud, it rolls off the tongue, rhythmically, Japanesely. Bravo! Author! Author!

  11. Tong | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    and, the eggplant melon burns you Chinesely.

  12. jjhitt | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like Frenchly Fries with that?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I wonder if it’s Japanesely, Chinesely… or perhaps Engrishly?

  14. Chuck | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Eggplant papasan.

  15. TS | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Easly-peasly-Japanesely!

  16. RT | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    in soviet russia, russianesely writes you!

  17. Tong | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the attempt of the Chinese to blame the Japanese for giving a Chinese burn.

  18. jjhitt | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I love the smell of burnt eggplant melon in the morning. It smells victorly.

  19. emily | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    When the bill comes, let’s settle it Dutchly…..

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Teste your Japanesely!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No need to burn Japanesely; just teste it.

  22. coffeebot | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the eggplant in the iron plate or it gets the burn.

    Engrishly

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it must be angrily!

  24. RoxyIsFerox | 1:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll munch those Japanesely burned pizzas Philippinely, then share some of ‘em to mah fellaz!

  25. K. Chang | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Machine translation mangles the wording.

    In China, teppanyaki (hot grill) is called “Japanese-style plank burn”.

    In this case, the dish is teppanyaki eggplant.

  26. sparky | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What do you want for 36 cents?

  27. NightWolf71 | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, the menu was written in Engrish Japanesely.

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