This place is a dump…

posted on 10 May 2011 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Elise Russell.
Found at Chinese cafe in Malaysia.

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coffeebot | 4:14 am | Vote: 26 0

Solution: easy on the curry
FatKenney | 4:16 am | Vote: 13 4

I guess bees are high in fiber.
ngyonghan | 4:16 am | Vote: 13 2

FYI – Fried Bee Hun – Fried Vermicelli / Fried Rice Noodles.
Fried Kuey Tiao – stir-fried flat rice noodles with dark soy sauce, some eggs, prawns, cockles, fish-cakes and others.

I’m not a fan of Hua Dan Ho (Wat dan hor in Cantonese) so I seldom eat them and I do not know much of the contents inside. It’s mainly rice noodles and some egg sauce inside.
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am | Vote: 22 2

Oh My God! It’s me! Indian fried meee…!!
SF | 4:18 am | Vote: 3 0

When it comes to writing menus, some Malaysian Chinese can’t see strait …
FatKenney | 4:23 am | Vote: 4 1

“I’ll have the big steaming pile of steamers.”
McBee | 4:25 am | Vote: 13 0

They could’ve just written “ALL – RM.6.00″, and saved themselves a lot of trouble and embarrassment …
jjhitt | 4:27 am | Vote: 25 0

♪ My breakfast is full of bees.
Indians, Huns and Me.
Of thee I sing ♪
FatKenney | 4:29 am | Vote: 8 1

Today’s Special: Alaskan King Crap w. Kung Poo Chicken.
jjhitt | 4:36 am | Vote: 5 2

It’s Fine. Your Life With Crap.
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am | Vote: 4 0

‘A medium-fried me and a slice of fried bee, please.’
krysto4 | 4:45 am | Vote: 7 1

Don’t order the Pu-Pu Platter…
iLock | 4:51 am | Vote: 5 0

“Sing ‘Fried Bee’ Hun… go on you can do it, you’ve got a good voice”

♪ Fried Bee, Fried Bee,
You know it’s the one
for Meeee! ♪
iLock | 4:52 am | Vote: 15 0

Don’t fry mee! Fry that ho Dan!
iLock | 4:55 am | Vote: 6 0

So, the Morning’s free….. But the afternoon I pay by the 100g?
Can you convert grams to minutes?
iLock | 4:59 am | Vote: 3 0

Oh sorry on closer inspection it seems that I have to have a Pax with someone to recieve my Morning….
Algernon | 5:20 am | Vote: 6 0

Thats a load off my mind then
Lollerskate | 5:28 am | Vote: 2 0

Most of those “dishes”… sound like an onomatopeia of… something…
Big Fat Cat | 5:28 am | Vote: 6 1

The Hokkien Mee is not as good as the Fukkien Mee
Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am | Vote: 5 0

Do not want. Will wait for afternoon crap.
Jellychop | 5:52 am | Vote: 7 0

“Restaurent”?

That sounds right.
It’s the kind of food you don’t really buy; you just “rent” it.
Terru | 6:22 am | Vote: 8 0

Everything is mee, mee, mee. can’t you think of someone else for a change?
Someone | 6:43 am | Vote: 3 0

Seefood? That’s a load of huge crap! Seems like all they’re selling are bees and humans. Oh, and some rice.
faulty wiring | 7:46 am | Vote: 0 0

Ummm, boss? Remember last week we had those two orders? One for that sign for the plumbers & the other for the Chinese restaurant menu? It was ‘Golden Dragon Drain Unblocking, wasn’t it?
Kitsune | 7:50 am | Vote: 2 0

I was half expecting to see something listed as “Fook Mee” on the menu
Cecily | 8:19 am | Vote: 13 0

“Hua! Dan! Ho!” is the sound I make when I’m trying to take a huge crap.
TS | 8:52 am | Vote: 6 0

No fried Attila the Hun?
Cory | 9:18 am | Vote: 1 0

I like how over half of these people completely missed that it says “huge crap” right at the top of the page. “fried bee Hun” isn’t funny.
jjhitt | 9:33 am | Vote: 9 0

Why settle for crap when you can have HUGE CRAP?
Chuck | 9:45 am | Vote: 5 0

” Whatcha eatin’ ? ”

” Fried Bee, Hun. “
Chuck | 9:47 am | Vote: 3 0

” La da da,”

“Tee hee hee,”

“Eric, the Sing Fried Bee.”
Seventy2rd o clock | 11:49 am | Vote: 10 1

Today’s afternoon menu:

The knights who say Nee
Good fried shrubbery
Peng fried rice
Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Nee
Neee-wom
Sing King Arthur Knee
Rob Robillard | 12:33 pm | Vote: 0 0

The morning constitutional…
Water imp | 2:15 pm | Vote: 0 0

Visit Huge Crap today! Trust us, you’ll be sh*tting one afterwards!
RT | 3:19 pm | Vote: 0 0

and for desert, make sure the chocolate ice cream doesn’t fall off the cone, plz
Yugan Dali | 8:39 pm | Vote: 8 0

Indian fried mee, who fried thee?
Eccekio | 11:41 pm | Vote: 8 0

Bite mee.
kim | 10:54 pm | Vote: 3 0

hua dan ho (or hua tan ho):
hua – smooth, dan – egg, ho – type of noodle.
(hua dan is the sauce the noodle is soaked in)

sing fried bee hun:
correct term should be singapore style fried vermicelli.

bee hun is vermicelli. “bee hun” is the pronunciation of 米粉 in the hokkien dialect.

kuey tiao is another type of noodle, the one used in ‘hua dan ho’
Sonny | 6:43 pm | Vote: 0 0

So… cutting cost has come to this level.
Emma | 6:56 am | Vote: 0 0

For the Biggest Crap in town
emily | 10:45 pm | Vote: 0 0

Finally, a chef who believes in putting music into food. Introducing sing fried bee hun……
RoxyIsFerox | 1:13 am | Vote: 0 0

I am curious with their menu, but I’m worried if, the next day, I’ll be suffering from E-coli and Salmonella….aaaarrrggghhh!
Mark | 8:43 pm | Vote: 0 0

You can tell when the worst seafood restaurant in town is about to close.
EffEff | 4:47 pm | Vote: 0 0

Fried bees are a good source of the B vitamins.
Fookmee | 2:26 pm | Vote: 0 0

Everybody knows a big steaming pile of crap is part of a balanced, nutritious diet!
scars | 12:15 am | Vote: 0 0

A best place for politicians, birocrats, conmans, lawyers, mortages sellers, MLM.. etc…
Gerson | 4:59 am | Vote: 0 0

Huge crap….

At least they are honest…
mrbenz | 1:05 pm | Vote: 1 0

For the next song, I will Sing Fried Bee Hun!!
Come on everybody, Sing with me!!!
“O, Fried Bee Hun~”
HerpDerp | 4:12 pm | Vote: 0 0

Why try the food? This place already a huge pile of crap!
Puzzles | 11:00 am | Vote: 0 0

Truth in advertising.
sparky | 5:24 pm | Vote: 0 0

I hate beeing fried in the morning.