We’re looking for Moms with good taste

posted on 16 May 2011 in Video Games

We’ve got 11 months to marinate her for next Mother’s Day…

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.

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  1. krysto4 | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mom, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Quick recipe for Fujieda Coffee:

    1. Use basic Cooking Mother Kit
    2. Make a nice cup of coffee
    3. Enjoy the taste of the Japanese Mother!

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of the mother tasting contest.

  4. iLock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like she’s already prepared the finger sushi

  5. iLock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best marinated in Wii

  6. Algernon | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A slow roast should do the trick.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: This is a virtual reality product. Do not practice in real-life situations. If any strange phenomena occurs (like: strange images, sounds, physical actions, smells etc), please immediately reset the console or disconnect the lard line.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I played with this for several days and my Mother still has no teste!

  9. FatKenney | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fava beans and Chianti sold separately.

  10. FatKenney | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dude, I think your mom is baked.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to make a nice Spicy-Girl-Barbie-Cued with Mayo Japanesely!

  12. DrLex | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Limited offer: buy one kit and get a bottle of Chianti and fava beans for free.

  13. Lora | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Daddy, where is Mother?”
    “Shut up kid, and eat your dinner!”

  14. jjhitt | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Approved By The Norman Bates School Of Hospitality.

  15. Chris | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I said “Eat me,” I didn’t mean “Eat me!”

  16. Chris | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re having Mom for dinner.

  17. ben | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always thought “having one in the oven” was just a figure of speech.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In worst case, you can use this as a video game accessory.

  19. jjhitt | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo Momma… The Other White Meat.

  20. faulty wiring | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh! COOKING mother kit!….Ummm, yeah, I mean, that’s what I was looking for too…

  21. faulty wiring | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Still plenty available at your local nintendo outlet. The ‘Carving father kit’, ‘Eating siblings kit’ & ‘Flushing other miscellaneous relatives down the lavatory kits’ all sold out 2 weeks ago

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended optional hardware for hyper-realistic Haute Cuisine (sold separately):
    Cooking Motherbeard with Bacterium IV food processing.

  23. Ian | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I actually got some perfume called Chloroform for my wife. She said she didn’t like it because it made her bum sore!

  24. liam1224 | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Supplying mothers to orphans since 2006. Set-up is easy. Mother can be cooking for orphans in 10 minutes!

  25. liam1224 | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your mom is quite a dish…

  26. liam1224 | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dude…your mom’s hot…and spicy.

  27. liam1224 | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your momma’s so fat…I got a stomach ache from her!

  28. Sarah | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yummy Mummy not included!

  29. Kes | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Check the box closely…it’s for the Nintendo Wü.

  30. coffeebot | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s people! Cooking Mother Kit is made of people!

  31. Lollerskate | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Two cannibal kids talk to each other:

    “How’s mother’s soup?”

    “I don’t know, but I’ll miss her.”

  32. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sushi rolls, taco, lasagne, hot dog and a steak? What happened to “Eat your vegetables”?

  33. Lollerskate | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: She won’t tell anyone what to eat. No more.

  34. Kitsune | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sequel to “Throw Mamma from the Train”

  35. Lai-Lai | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bootleg Cooking Mama stuff from China.

  36. iLock | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It cooks the Mama and it doesn’t come…

  37. sparky | 5:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s your daddy now?

  38. WiNDPooL | 11:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This game is very popular with cannibal children. I heard a copy was sold to every child.

  39. WiNDPooL | 11:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Although, I suppose this is Nintendo telling us why the majority of its characters don’t have parents.

  40. Doctor Q | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Today’s lesson: Cannibalism!

  41. Eric | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cooking Sibling Not Included!

    (The game itself has some great Engrish dialog.
    When you mess up, the “Cooking mama” either says “Do Not Mind” or “I Help For You!”)

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