We’ve got 11 months to marinate her for next Mother’s Day…
Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.
“Mom, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
Quick recipe for Fujieda Coffee:
1. Use basic Cooking Mother Kit
2. Make a nice cup of coffee
3. Enjoy the taste of the Japanese Mother!
Reminds me of the mother tasting contest.
It looks like she’s already prepared the finger sushi
Best marinated in Wii
A slow roast should do the trick.
CAUTION: This is a virtual reality product. Do not practice in real-life situations. If any strange phenomena occurs (like: strange images, sounds, physical actions, smells etc), please immediately reset the console or disconnect the lard line.
I played with this for several days and my Mother still has no teste!
Fava beans and Chianti sold separately.
Dude, I think your mom is baked.
I want to make a nice Spicy-Girl-Barbie-Cued with Mayo Japanesely!
Limited offer: buy one kit and get a bottle of Chianti and fava beans for free.
“Daddy, where is Mother?”
“Shut up kid, and eat your dinner!”
Approved By The Norman Bates School Of Hospitality.
When I said “Eat me,” I didn’t mean “Eat me!”
In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re having Mom for dinner.
I always thought “having one in the oven” was just a figure of speech.
In worst case, you can use this as a video game accessory.
Yo Momma… The Other White Meat.
Oh! COOKING mother kit!….Ummm, yeah, I mean, that’s what I was looking for too…
Still plenty available at your local nintendo outlet. The ‘Carving father kit’, ‘Eating siblings kit’ & ‘Flushing other miscellaneous relatives down the lavatory kits’ all sold out 2 weeks ago
Recommended optional hardware for hyper-realistic Haute Cuisine (sold separately):
Cooking Motherbeard with Bacterium IV food processing.
I actually got some perfume called Chloroform for my wife. She said she didn’t like it because it made her bum sore!
Supplying mothers to orphans since 2006. Set-up is easy. Mother can be cooking for orphans in 10 minutes!
Your mom is quite a dish…
dude…your mom’s hot…and spicy.
Your momma’s so fat…I got a stomach ache from her!
Yummy Mummy not included!
Check the box closely…it’s for the Nintendo Wü.
It’s people! Cooking Mother Kit is made of people!
Two cannibal kids talk to each other:
“How’s mother’s soup?”
“I don’t know, but I’ll miss her.”
Sushi rolls, taco, lasagne, hot dog and a steak? What happened to “Eat your vegetables”?
@jjhitt: She won’t tell anyone what to eat. No more.
The sequel to “Throw Mamma from the Train”
Bootleg Cooking Mama stuff from China.
It cooks the Mama and it doesn’t come…
Who’s your daddy now?
This game is very popular with cannibal children. I heard a copy was sold to every child.
Although, I suppose this is Nintendo telling us why the majority of its characters don’t have parents.
Today’s lesson: Cannibalism!
Cooking Sibling Not Included!
(The game itself has some great Engrish dialog.
When you mess up, the “Cooking mama” either says “Do Not Mind” or “I Help For You!”)
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