And no one-armed railsitting, either.

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   faulty wiring | 4:07 am |  Vote: 12   0  

   On the back it says ‘I haven’t finished yet’

2. 

   Algernon | 4:35 am |  Vote: 5   2  

   Just lie there please and don’t move.

3. 

   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |  Vote: 6   2  

   Then I’ll just roll under.

4. 

   DrLex | 5:08 am |  Vote: 4   1  

   Rearview mirrors for rent for people who need to walk in the other direction.

5. 

   xila31 | 6:16 am |  Vote: 5   1  

   Please lay face down, no one wants to see your bits.

6. 

   Tong | 6:24 am |  Vote: 9   0  

   Don’t move, lay back and think of China…

7. 

   Seventy2rd o clock | 7:22 am |  Vote: 15   2  

   I got extremely bored after several hours of being stuck above the rail, so I finally fell down to get hurt. Carefully, of course.

8. 

   coffeebot | 7:24 am |  Vote: 9   1  

   Turning over rail can induce lack of a life.

9. 

   demondude777 | 8:32 am |  Vote: 4   1  

   Sunny side up only!

10. 

    Chris | 9:31 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    And don’t cross your legs like that. It’s disturbing.

11. 

    emily | 6:03 pm |  Vote: 6   1  

    In life, we must always learn to sit on the fence…. It is the best policy

12. 

    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:51 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    And no seductive poses on the railing, either.

13. 

    sparky | 3:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    And quit crying.

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