Because Pedo Bear can’t do everything

posted on 9 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Stationery

But he’s still a bear and has bear needs…

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Stationery found in Taiwan.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    “The thing’s hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it’s full of bunnies!” …

  2. Tong | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    He grows happily with you, until the bubble bursts, and transforms into a bubble bunny.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Somewhat bunnyish.. erm.. bear. Anyway, I’m still afraid he will roar when he grows up.

  4. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Forecloseures up since burst of Bear Market Bubble. Thousands of stuffed animals homeless.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    and he drinks bubble tea everyday for food else he will not be happily

  6. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a bubble in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

  7. Algernon | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A bear that meets your every need.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    The child’s beard will surely grow up to become bubble beard. Might feel a bit uncomfortable with bubbles, though.

  9. jjhitt | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Not a speck of light is showing
    So the Bears must be growing
    Are the Bubbles of hell a-glowing?
    Yes! The danger must be growing”

    – (Bubble Bear and Bunny Factory)

  10. faulty wiring | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Bubble Bear grows in all sorts of ways, but would prefer if you didn’t tell mummy & daddy about most of them

  11. FatKenney | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm, must be a bipolar bear – He thinks he’s a rabbit.

  12. FatKenney | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble,
    Still hung over and seeing double.
    By the bleeding of my gums
    Something fluffy this way comes.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Bear with me and I’ll buy you a bear. Beer, I mean.

  14. Chris | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep track of all the bears. You wouldn’t want to leave a bear behind.

  15. Eccekio | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The bare needs of a randy bear.

  16. iLock | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Hello boys and girls, I hate to burst your bubble, but what
    that bear is going to do to you all is going to scar you for life!

  17. Yugan Dali | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    the legendary White Bubble Bunny Bear of Taiwan!

  18. UhOh | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation: “Say no to drugs.”

  19. Jeff | 9:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …and if the bubble bear has a bubble but… well, I’ll grow happily with it!!!!

  20. Ruuku | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    be nice to bubble bear or he will grow angrilly with you

  21. Lys Assia | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like toy from pedobear

  22. sparky | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is unbearable.

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