Business attire for the discerning squirrel

posted on 27 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

On the freeway of high apparel prices, ours have
been squished and flattened to next to nothing…


Photo courtesy of Stephen H.
Found at a Beijing shopping mall.

25 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    I get my suits at Esteemed Jackass.

  2. jjhitt | 4:25 am |

    Stash your nuts in our trousers.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    Well of course they’re valuable… because they make coats out of them. No purchase here, sorry!

  4. faulty wiring | 4:27 am |

    You call me that now, but I know that when I don’t have any nuts left it’ll be an entirely different story

  5. faulty wiring | 4:28 am |

    I thought the squirrel had been devalued as part of the response to the GFC

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    Strange… that’s not a squirrel on the large photo… or is it?!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    It seems there’s a nuts guy involved

  8. jjhitt | 4:32 am |

    I’m going to run right over there… no I’m not… yes I will… no I won’t…

  9. Algernon | 4:35 am |

    Funny looking tree

  10. coffeebot | 5:36 am |

    Oh, I was thinking of something in coonskin

  11. ohnonotagain | 5:43 am |

    i just love the way the chinese translate their language into english. a valuable insight!

  12. Elsys St. Valencia | 6:14 am |

    You know it’s winter when it’s called Valued Squirrel.

  13. Tong | 6:31 am |

    Only nuts shop there.

  14. Jellychop | 6:51 am |

    So Rocky and Bullwinkle opened a clothing store after retirement…

  15. Chris | 7:03 am |

    You can get a brand new suit for peanuts! (Well, someone had to make that joke.)

  16. Ben | 7:31 am |

    It’s a cheap knockoff of the trendy Alvin and the Chipmunks line.

  17. Kitsune | 9:20 am |

    Why is it valued? To paraphrase “You Can’t Do That on Television”
    “What do you think is in the clothing?”

  18. Lora | 11:49 am |

    Jellychop: And Rocky has his own line of aviator helmets in the flying squirrel section, specially deigned to protect the brain from bad puns of moose companions, evil plots from Russian-like spies, and tree collisions…no wait, that’s the loin cloths over at George of the Jungle’s store…

  19. RT | 3:39 pm |

    and our suits contain kevlar padding to help cushion for those unexpected drive-bys on those midnight snack runs…

  20. $teve | 5:11 pm |

    This guy must be nuts…

  21. Tom P. | 11:59 am |

    After being canned from teaching on drug charges, Amy Squirrel decided to get into retail clothing.

  22. Tom | 12:53 pm |

    “There’s squirrels in my pants” – Candace Flynn.

    Not anymore thanks to Valued Squirrel

  23. kmsgameboy | 7:32 pm |

    Located between the Dollar Tree and Peanut Shack.

  24. You all laugh now, but wait until those chittering little bastards take over the world! The squirrel apocalypse is upon us!

  25. sparky8367 | 11:50 pm |

    Why do squirrels swim on there back?

    To keep their nuts dry.

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