Business attire for the discerning squirrel

posted on 27 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

On the freeway of high apparel prices, ours have
been squished and flattened to next to nothing…


Photo courtesy of Stephen H.
Found at a Beijing shopping mall.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I get my suits at Esteemed Jackass.

  2. jjhitt | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Stash your nuts in our trousers.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well of course they’re valuable… because they make coats out of them. No purchase here, sorry!

  4. faulty wiring | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You call me that now, but I know that when I don’t have any nuts left it’ll be an entirely different story

  5. faulty wiring | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought the squirrel had been devalued as part of the response to the GFC

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange… that’s not a squirrel on the large photo… or is it?!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems there’s a nuts guy involved

  8. jjhitt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m going to run right over there… no I’m not… yes I will… no I won’t…

  9. Algernon | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny looking tree

  10. coffeebot | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I was thinking of something in coonskin

  11. ohnonotagain | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i just love the way the chinese translate their language into english. a valuable insight!

  12. Elsys St. Valencia | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know it’s winter when it’s called Valued Squirrel.

  13. Tong | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only nuts shop there.

  14. Jellychop | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So Rocky and Bullwinkle opened a clothing store after retirement…

  15. Chris | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You can get a brand new suit for peanuts! (Well, someone had to make that joke.)

  16. Ben | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a cheap knockoff of the trendy Alvin and the Chipmunks line.

  17. Kitsune | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is it valued? To paraphrase “You Can’t Do That on Television”
    “What do you think is in the clothing?”

  18. Lora | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jellychop: And Rocky has his own line of aviator helmets in the flying squirrel section, specially deigned to protect the brain from bad puns of moose companions, evil plots from Russian-like spies, and tree collisions…no wait, that’s the loin cloths over at George of the Jungle’s store…

  19. RT | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and our suits contain kevlar padding to help cushion for those unexpected drive-bys on those midnight snack runs…

  20. $teve | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This guy must be nuts…

  21. Tom P. | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After being canned from teaching on drug charges, Amy Squirrel decided to get into retail clothing.

  22. Tom | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “There’s squirrels in my pants” – Candace Flynn.

    Not anymore thanks to Valued Squirrel

  23. kmsgameboy | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Located between the Dollar Tree and Peanut Shack.

  24. Phillip Norbert Årp | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You all laugh now, but wait until those chittering little bastards take over the world! The squirrel apocalypse is upon us!

  25. sparky8367 | 11:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why do squirrels swim on there back?

    To keep their nuts dry.

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