Crappy food…

posted on 1 Jun 2011 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Tim Patrick.
Dessert menu from restaurant in Aomori, Japan.

30 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:09 am |

    Two girls & a cup… with sprinkles

  2. faulty wiring | 4:11 am |

    They certainly got the picture right, corn & all.

  3. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    With a smooth creamy texture and a bouquet to boot.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    Poo off!

  5. Eduard | 4:17 am |

    MicroSweet’s OS for iPoo stinks!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:20 am |

    Hey Waiter! I find some hard brownies in there. That’s not soft as it advertises.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    I want some hardware, please.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |

    Yuck! Take your poo to the loo.

  9. Tong | 4:49 am |

    The desserts are crap.

  10. jjhitt | 4:51 am |

    It’s 64 bit.
    A bit of this, a bit of that and whole lot of this.

  11. coffeebot | 5:18 am |

    It’s people! Poo Poo is made out of people!

    No, wait, it’s poo.

  12. FatKenney | 5:21 am |

    “I’ll have the stool-softener sundae with whipped prune topping and bran sprinkles.”

  13. ngyonghan | 5:49 am |

    What a way to describe a piece of generic crap: “Sweet, poo, soft” 😀

  14. faulty wiring | 6:07 am |

    Waiter! I’d like a refund please. This poo tastes like ice cream

  15. SF | 6:50 am |

    I hope waitresses don’t wear this http://www.engrish.com/2010/01/diarrhoea/

  16. Cecily | 7:16 am |

    Even the first line of Japanese text looks vaguely like the word Poo-Poo.

  17. Chuck | 7:22 am |

    Their dessert chef is from the mainland. His name is Hoo Flung Poo.

    More poo-chef than sous-chef.

  18. Kitsune | 7:56 am |

    Hey… that’s not chocolate…

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:32 am |

    ‘Daddy, I want foamy moustache and a sweet squid poo!’
    ‘You have to take care of your beard before that, kid.’

  20. Lora | 10:17 am |

    Just the dessert to have after the Poo-Poo Platter!

  21. RT | 11:44 am |

    i guess ppl really would prefer crap that tastes like chocolate over chocolate that tastes like crap

  22. Wester | 2:43 pm |

    mmmmm Chocolatey!

  23. Daisy | 1:12 am |

    Sweet poo soft
    Sour poo hard

  24. Cari | 12:23 pm |

    SweetPooSoft: Better than BitterPoo Hard, worse than cookies.

  25. JohnZ | 2:20 pm |

    Woah, this tastes like crap! Congrats to the cook!

  26. B | 7:37 pm |

    eat da poo poo

  27. catlurver | 2:39 am |

    Definitely not a five-star place!

  28. Alicia | 10:44 am |

    For the constipated diner.

  29. Phyle | 4:54 pm |

    True story: the owner of this ice cream stand worked at the Coogee Bay Hotel.

  30. sparky | 4:06 pm |

    Do you smell something odd?

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