Fresh from my peehive

posted on 3 Jun 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

So that’s why it stings when I pee…


Photo courtesy of John Joannides.
Menu found in NYC.

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  1. niw | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll add the pee on my own without the extra $.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great, I’ll add nuts, they’re fun to watch!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a large smoothy with pee-nuts.

  4. Algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Smooth and a nice golden yellow colour.

  5. faulty wiring | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The perfect beverage for Sweet Poo Soft

  6. Eduard | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like me to spray some pee pollen on your shake?

  7. DrLex | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope the “aids” in the top left is a verb and not part of the list of ingredients.

  8. xila31 | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There were traces of pee pollen among the mixed nuts….

  9. Elsys St. Valencia | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll pass. I’m allergic to pee pollen.

  10. jjhitt | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Any of the followings, My Preciousssss?

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Protein shakes the Pee Newyorkly.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, after pee you gotta shake it…

  13. V-man | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Give ’em the ol’ Razzel Dazzle, Pee and Pollen ’em!

  14. Kitsune | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Your milkshake may bring the boys from the yard, but I don’t think their life is better than mine.

  15. Eccekio | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There once was a man called Wright,
    Who could pee pollen all day and all night,
    His penis would wheeze,
    And occasionally sneeze,
    And everyone who saw it said it truly was a very extraordinary sight.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The two round objects on the right hand corner don’t look like eggs. They look like chicken breasts to me.

  17. coffeebot | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    mine’s yellow!

  18. Lora | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t buy pee pollen smoothies, you rent them.

  19. teddeler | 9:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just goes to show even New York catches the Engrish bug from time to time.

  20. GwydionM | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A drink enjoyed by smoothies everywhere

  21. Long Tom | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There are some people who daily drink their own urine in Asia, including the late Morarji Desai, onetime President of India who lived to be 99 years old. No lie.

  22. Ruuku | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    no wonder its sneezing so much

  23. Stephanie H. | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bee Pollen I’ve heard of, if on a rare occasion and associated with health food fads. I’m more concerned with adding mixed nuts to a drink… wtf.

  24. sparky | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nuttin’ honey.

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