He still had some fight left in him…

posted on 12 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Mine’s wearing Birkenstocks!

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Menu found in Taiwan.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Was it prepared humanely?

  2. faulty wiring | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    How disgusting! It’s got rice in it!

  3. Algernon | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    In a large pot on a hot fire.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    I would like a roar assorted vegetarian, please.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Let it be braised, not bruised.

  6. Chris | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    The perfect dish for a vegetarianian

  7. jjhitt | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    We give Thee braise for the food we are to receive.

  8. Jellychop | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Vegetarian: The ironic white meat.

  9. SF | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like tofu.

  10. Classic Steve | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    This isn’t uniquely Engrish. I’ve seen American menus with items like “Vegetarian on Rye.”

  11. $teve | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ironically good

  12. RT | 2:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    we start with only the freshest vegetarians plucked straight from their wild habitats; the liberal colleges of America…

  13. coffeebot | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Braised Assorted Vegetarian is made of people!!!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! My vegetarian ate all the rice!

  15. Mista Bob Dobalina | 3:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese is not exactly correct too. It says “some vegetables” in Japanese. Assortment is “moriawase” and assorted vegetables should be “yasai no moriawase”…well in this case it should become “zaishoku-shugisha no moriawase” (assorted vegetarians)

  16. emily | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I am a vegetarian. Please don’t turn me into a carnivore by serving me assorted vegetarians!

  17. Tim | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re corn-fed and lean.
    Just try to ignore the patchouli scent…

  18. Kitsune | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it made with real Vegetarians?

  19. THEQUESTIONISWHOAREYOU | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They caught him trying to eat the chicken.

  20. Alice Ardis | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware!Taiwan has descended to cannibalism.

  21. sparky | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Braised and confused. Led Zep

  22. asha | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The irony is truly delicious!

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