I scream scone

posted on 13 Jun 2011 in Menus, Snacks

The cornbread scones were delicious, but the
witty-yet-unfortunate name was a marketing failure…

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  1. Algernon | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Time for tea and a hard time.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Might be a teaser for ‘Children of the Scorn’ movie…

  3. jjhitt | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Surely he scorneth the scorners; but he giveth grace unto the biscuits.”

  4. jjhitt | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be one of those ‘Scornographic Sites’ I’ve heard so much about.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like every morning, I scorned the bread and spilled the tea.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You order your tea and get a complimentary scorn

  7. laprof | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These scones believe in tough love.

  8. xila31 | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hell hath no fury like a breakfast scorned.

  9. jjhitt | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes… I do know that some non-American speaking folks call biscuits scones, this is because they call crackers biscuits, cookies crackers and crackers fireworks. (And don’t get me started on bangers.)

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Afternoon set: meeting of assorted braised vegetarians with rice. Some of them scorned.

  11. Eccekio | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a new breakfast cereal called PROSTITOOTIES. They don’t so “Snap crackle and Pop” – They just lie there and BANG.

  12. coffeebot | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Ironically, served with Tea and Sympathy

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Morning scorned mee; afternoon braised thee.

  14. faulty wiring | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    0900H: ‘You call that a cup of tea? And what is that lump of stodge? Where’s the jam & cream? Did you make this rubbish? You should be ashamed of yourself, you’re a disgrace!’

    Morning Scorn: game, set & match

  15. Chuck | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    That’s my code-name for my co-workers. They are an unpleasant bunch.

  16. Chris | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Breakfast pisses me off.

  17. GwydionM | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stands the church clock at ten to three
    And is there contemptuous honey still for tea?
    (Rupert Brooke-Bond)

  18. Darth Na'vi | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    On the way to being an Engrish.com classic…!

  19. DragonLady | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks. I’m not in the habit of scorning til afternoon. Could I please have a cup of coffee with sarcasm instead?

  20. $teve | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Monday morning sale!

  21. Mista Bob Dobalina | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    “On Wednesdays I go shopping and buttered scorns for tea”
    …..
    [A while later]

    “…..and a bra, I wish I’d been a”
    [Scorning from the Mounties]

    A prophecy?

  22. J | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    “Do you even remember what you did last night?”

  23. Lollerskate | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Aaaahh, just like mom’s…

  24. S | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Morning Scorn: For those without good mornings.”

  25. scars | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Morning scorns will make your eyes open wide, better than coffee.

  26. Winston Wolfe | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Here’s your damned tea and freaking scone! That ‘good morning’ enough for you?!”

  27. sparky | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    William Congreve, in The Mourning Bride, 1697:

    As you’ll answer it, take heed
    This Slave commit no Violence upon
    Himself. I’ve been deceiv’d. The Publick Safety
    Requires he should be more confin’d; and none,
    No not the Princes self, permitted to
    Confer with him. I’ll quit you to the King.
    Vile and ingrate! too late thou shalt repent
    The base Injustice thou hast done my Love:
    Yes, thou shalt know, spite of thy past Distress,
    And all those Ills which thou so long hast mourn’d;
    Heav’n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn’d,
    Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn’d.

  28. Biff the Understudy | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And after breakfast, the walk of shame.

  29. hateredblast | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They would love to hate you!

  30. Jerome | 9:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I buy one every time I do a walk of shame. It just seems appropiate

  31. Enclave | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Here is your muffin… you low-life piece of sh**!

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