Oh, hey God!!

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   faulty wiring | 4:15 am |  Vote: 8   6  

   Haven’t they heard of Dawin?

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   I wonde if this greeting comes from a place with kinda warmer climates…?

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   Cecily | 4:18 am |  Vote: 22   0  

   It’s a perfect day to be condemned!

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |  Vote: 10   0  

   Hell is much warmer than the T-shirt advertises.

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   Eduard | 4:43 am |  Vote: 6   1  

   Jamaican color theme = weed = high! No wonder you can hear God calling ! He is so close !!

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am |  Vote: 4   2  

   Please go forgive me… I sinused.

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   iLock | 5:26 am |  Vote: 6   3  

   Is that condemn… or condom!

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   Chuck | 6:03 am |  Vote: 6   1  

   That’s “Uncle” God to you, pal !

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   xila31 | 6:16 am |  Vote: 18   0  

   After the Rapture didn’t pan out, Timmy wasn’t sure what to do with the 2,000,000 “God Wants You” t-shirts he’d ordered.

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    Chris | 7:08 am |  Vote: 7   2  

    Not sure about the bit about putting a condom on my tongue.

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    coffeebot | 7:31 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    Wondeful!

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    Ben | 7:47 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    Isaiah 54:17, accurately quoted from the KJV, just for reference.

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    jjhitt | 7:51 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    Perfect Day.
    Spelling Damned,

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    jjhitt | 8:05 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    And I Wonde, Wonde, Wonde, Hoo, Hoo, Who Wrote the Book Of Love…

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    Tom P. | 10:07 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    So god waved his creation wonde and created the heavens and the earth, and it was a perfect day.

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    GwydionM | 10:25 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    God protecteth thee from rising tongues

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 11:32 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Speaking in tongues, this looks like a nigth to me.

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    RT | 3:53 pm |  Vote: 15   0  

    so they got the old english correct, but couldn’t get the modern english correct? intelesting…

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    Eccekio | 6:02 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    If it was Satan sending me a warm “HELLO” I would be feeling shaky.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 9:14 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    WANTED – ME

    REWARD

    $10.000 In Gold Coin

    Warm Or Cold!

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    Take2 | 9:45 pm |  Vote: 7   0  

    @ RT:
    The King James English had better writers.

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    Kitsune | 8:02 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    It’s from the Gospel according to Sunshine Bear.

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    Long Tom | 3:08 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Presumably God wants you to avoid getting a hot goodbye.

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    iLock | 7:24 am |  Vote: 0   7  

    God wants me!
    God is gay then…. xD

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    dw | 7:58 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Must have this tee shirt

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    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:50 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Once you have counted to three, three being the number ye reach, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at thine enemy, who being not in my sight shall snuffeth.

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    sparky | 3:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh, I wonde, wonde who, mmbadoo-ooh, who
    Who wrote the Book Of Love

    Thanks to the Monotones.
    Sometimes I crack myself up!

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