Paging Adam and Eve…

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   jjhitt | 4:06 am |  Vote: 39   1  

   Is this a warning or a reminder to tip?

2. 

   Ptharien's Flame | 4:07 am |  Vote: 25   0  

   Try the garden salad!

3. 

   Ptharien's Flame | 4:09 am |  Vote: 20   1  

   Perhaps they’re in the middle of arresting the Village People.

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   faulty wiring | 4:09 am |  Vote: 11   0  

   I thought ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ was dead & buried

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   Ptharien's Flame | 4:12 am |  Vote: 18   0  

   I wonder if the forbidden ones are labeled?

6. 

   jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: 15   0  

   Call Room 301 — Ask for Bruce.

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   jjhitt | 4:21 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   And the bar we have an aging hooker with a nice pear.

8. 

   ngyonghan | 4:35 am |  Vote: 16   1  

   Eh, is this “The Garden of Eden hotel?”

9. 

   Eduard | 4:36 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   No, it is WE who thank YOU !!

10. 

    Jellychop | 4:40 am |  Vote: 10   0  

    Just east of Eden, just west of the chicken ranch; China truly is the “Middle Kingdom”.

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    Eduard | 4:41 am |  Vote: 8   1  

    @jjhitt: and some melons…. ?
    (I know, it’s sexist, but think about it for a second….)

12. 

    FatKenney | 4:58 am |  Vote: 37   0  

    If thou stayest past checkout time, thou shalt surely die.

13. 

    Big Fat Cat | 5:04 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    The strip bar is just next to the fruit stand.

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    FatKenney | 5:05 am |  Vote: 40   0  

    “Hello, front desk? Sorry to trouble you, but there’s a serpent in my room.”

15. 

    FatKenney | 5:06 am |  Vote: 57   0  

    …And on the fifth day God installed basic cable with free HBO and he saw that it was good.

16. 

    Algernon | 5:25 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    Oh darling I thought you’d never ask.

17. 

    xila31 | 5:39 am |  Vote: 15   0  

    For room service, dial EVE.

18. 

    Ben | 6:27 am |  Vote: 24   0  

    I was wondering why the bellhop was only wearing a fig leaf.

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    Chris | 7:05 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    Looks like apples are back on the menu

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    jjhitt | 7:19 am |  Vote: 4   11  

    I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Fowidden Fwuit’.

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    Kitsune | 7:57 am |  Vote: 13   0  

    The Concierge service is run by a snake

22. 

    demondude777 | 8:42 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Now i will ask you again sir, are you sure there is nothing you want to declare?

23. 

    Tom P. | 9:28 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Sir, we have booked you and your wife into Room 605 and your mistress right across the hall in 604.

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    Tom P. | 9:31 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    Hotel Directory:
    Pool: Ground Floor
    Fitness Room: 2nd Floor
    Spa: 5th Floor
    “Full Service” Spa: 3rd Floor

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 9:38 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Adam’s Apple has never been so sweet.

26. 

    GwydionM | 10:34 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Please do not entertain serpants in your room.

    (There is a nice snake bar just two streets away.)

27. 

    coffeebot | 10:45 am |  Vote: 11   0  

    ANNOUNCER: There’s a fig leaf, size SMALL, in the Lost and Found

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    Cindy | 3:29 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    Best. motel.ever!

29. 

    Robert Hagedorn | 3:59 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    Adam and Eve? For a surprise, do a search: First Scandal.

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    jjhitt | 5:06 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    I’m getting fruitpickin’ tired of these fruitpickin’ snakes in this fruitpickin’ hotel.

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    Eccekio | 9:36 pm |  Vote: 12   0  

    They’re called Adam and Steve.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 12:54 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    @ Eccekio: Apple is Steve’s Job.

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    combat_rock | 3:08 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    I was going to get some of the free breakfast, but the guy serving it seemed kind of sketchy.

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    J | 4:35 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    or the dorkier version, Madam and Eve

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    Brian | 5:10 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Yeah, I think one tried to pick me up at the hotel gym…

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    Lollerskate | 8:25 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    That means multiple snakes right? Because I’ve always wanted to yell out loud I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER-

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    Salome | 8:28 pm |  Vote: 9   0  

    So it was a durian, was it?

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    the-one-and-only | 6:18 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    I suppose
    PROSTITUTES ON PATROL
    is too crass…

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    Enilamoht | 12:18 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Satan’s STILL trying.

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    malkatz | 1:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    They probably meant “children,” which makes this so, so creepy.

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    You-Choice-it | 8:48 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    be careful, they might confenscate your hands.

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    Girl that watches Taboo | 1:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Has to do with Durians.

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    SuSu | 2:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It came in multiple copies for you and your family.

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    Ruuku | 11:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    God damn it Eve! what did I tell you about the fruit…[sigh] now we have to check out.

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    f | 9:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    whaa nice advertising

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    DUDEmanMANdude | 10:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You’re Welcome.

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    sparky | 3:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s the main reason I go there!

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