Putting shoplifters out of work!

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   Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: 17   0  

   My bags fine but I don’t trust yours

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   faulty wiring | 4:23 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   When I returned to the hotel I was informed that my bag had just been taken away by the major crimes squad in chains…grand larceny. Retrospectively, I always had my suspicions….

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   faulty wiring | 4:25 am |  Vote: 10   0  

   Oh, SNEAKS! Thank god for that! My bag has a habit of turning into an angry 6 metre Burmese python when the lights go out, but that’s ok, right?

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   Salome | 4:46 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   Not half as angry as the 6 metre Burmese python it’s made from.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |  Vote: 6   1  

   That’s marvellous. I lost my suitcase at the airport and after one month I found it at home…!

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: 1   3  

   It’s OK… but I’ll prevent them being snakes.

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   FatKenney | 4:55 am |  Vote: 15   0  

   That’s why I always use boxes. Boxes you can trust.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am |  Vote: 5   1  

   My luggage is now playing hide’n'seek on my business trips…!

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   Chuck | 5:22 am |  Vote: 4   1  

   All your personal belongings are belong to the county lock-up.

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    jjhitt | 5:29 am |  Vote: 4   2  

    Sneaks, Geeks and Freaks… that’s my carry-on over there, the one that just dropped the lit cigarette on the floor. The one that says Korn on the side.

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    jjhitt | 5:34 am |  Vote: 4   1  

    I’m getting mommapoppa tired of these mommapoppa sneaks on this mommapoppa plane!

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    xila31 | 6:05 am |  Vote: 3   1  

    My bag is a double agent.

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    faulty wiring | 6:10 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    I went on holiday with my mother in law once, and she used to pilfer other guests’ newspapers before they got up in the morning…is that what this is about?

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    Big Fat Cat | 7:39 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    I didn’t understand the meaning when the sales lady told me that the bag was a “Steal” and I bought it.

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    Chris | 9:26 am |  Vote: 3   1  

    Can I keep my sneakers in this bag?

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    Chris | 9:26 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    You brought a sneak!

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    coffeebot | 11:31 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    My socks have done this for years…

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    Chuck | 1:05 pm |  Vote: 4   1  

    or should that be Belongiangs ?!

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    $teve | 4:23 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    Must be the bodies doing the work…

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    Stopchicks | 7:32 pm |  Vote: 1   2  

    I neglected to give my bags the 24/7 TLC they needed (indeed, deserved!), and now they nip off to the pub on Friday nights and come home at 3 AM draped over some poor ugly girl’s head.

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    RT | 12:01 pm |  Vote: 3   2  

    in soviet russia, bag steals you!

22. 

    Eccekio | 2:34 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    The good thing about Kleptomania is that you can always take something for it.

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    Kitsune | 8:39 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    I had some luggage that was a sneak, but that will happen when you make stuff with sapient pearwood.

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    Ruuku | 1:06 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    and all this time I was yelling at baggage claim.

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    sparky8367 | 11:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ve to stop my bag from sneaking but it just comes home with all this free stuff for me.

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