Queue for eschewed Jews

19 captions

1. 

   Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: 7   3  

   Definately not run by Hamas.

2. 

   jjhitt | 4:08 am |  Vote: 11   0  

   Art Buchwald’s alma mater:
   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_Orphan_Asylum_of_New_York
   Closed 1941.

3. 

   jjhitt | 4:08 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Funny, you don’t look orphaned….

4. 

   SF | 4:18 am |  Vote: 11   0  

   Specializing in kosher sushi.

5. 

   Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |  Vote: 11   1  

   This guy is the only Hebrew orphan in Japan

6. 

   jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: 3   1  

   Sorry… I’m all out of circumcision jokes. Next window, please.

7. 

   jjhitt | 4:42 am |  Vote: 23   2  

   He was in that 1970 movie about the attack on Pearl Harbor:
   Torah!
   Torah!
   Torah!

8. 

   Classic Steve | 7:01 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Sure this HOA doesn’t stand for “homeowners association”?

9. 

   jjhitt | 7:42 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   He-Brew… the beer that leaves you neglected, homeless and hopelessly insane.

10. 

    Kitsune | 8:00 am |  Vote: 4   1  

    An affiliate of Arkham asylum

11. 

    Kitsune | 9:37 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    “He’s not an orphan and once more he’s never has been”

12. 

    Jellychop | 10:08 am |  Vote: 16   0  

    This is the very little known thirteenth tribe of Israel which miraculously came to settle in Tokyo.

13. 

    Ricolen | 11:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Proceeds from shirt sales do NOT benefit your local HOA.

14. 

    sloanstar | 2:05 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    two more hebrew orphans kidnapped by man pretending to be a hebrew orphan asylum

15. 

    DragonLady | 2:21 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    Type of political asylum offered by Japan to Hebrew-speaking orphans.

16. 

    DragonLady | 2:22 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    Yiddish speakers not welcome.

17. 

    coffeebot | 11:02 am |  Vote: 3   1  

    They’re taking anyone these days…

18. 

    kmsgameboy | 7:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    We are CRAZY about orphans!

19. 

    Alice Ardis | 10:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The Royal Bethlehem Hospital.

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