The only thing worse than ants in the kitchen

posted on 26 Jun 2011 in Stationery

Probably… Mom’s dead


Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Stationery found in Japan.

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  1. Jordan Gardiner | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, did I mention that we’ll be cooking?

  2. Algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    As long as you don’t mind sausages.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese stationary identified as source of recent German E coli outbreak. Printers charged.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or even stationery…

  5. Lora | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I see adorable dead people… O_O

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mama…?

  7. jjhitt | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Long brown amorphous thing in frying pan… Mind if I call out for pizza?

  8. Jellychop | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not fair; you can’t even begin to compare cooking on earth to cooking in zero-G!

  9. jjhitt | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter… there are condoms marching around on my table.

  10. xila31 | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s ectoplasm in my soup.

  11. Classic Steve | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the middle ghost a female marsupial?

  12. DrLex | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you open your refrigerator and it says “Zuul”, don’t let it come to this. Call Ghostbusters.

  13. sloanstar | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    funny story, we cooked the children…

  14. Big Fat Cat | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pampoo cook, Pampoo pee, Pampoo poop, all other puke!

  15. jjhitt | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like my baked potatoes deboned, myself.

  16. Mike P. | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is no mother… Only ZOOL!

  17. Lollerskate | 2:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The next logical step after the Cooking Mother Kit…

  18. coffeebot | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ghost Toasties?

  19. Kitsune | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The funny bit is that they died of food poisoning.

  20. EffEff | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Long brown amorphous thing? It’s either Mr. Hankey or just a cigar.

  21. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better stick with Boo Berry cereal.

  22. Alice Ardis | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ghost of a baby, stabbed with a kitchen knife.

  23. sparky8367 | 11:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi kids, we’re having fried turd again!

  24. Huggzie | 12:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhh… those awesome Chinese haunted kitchens..

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